How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
What’s a balanced diet like?
A slice of cake in each hand!
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!