What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What’s a balanced diet like?
A slice of cake in each hand!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!