What’s a balanced diet like?
A slice of cake in each hand!
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!