What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.