What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
How old was the cave man on his birthday?
Stone Age.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.