What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!