What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!