What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Angel food cake.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.