What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What’s sweet and goes woof?
Pupcakes!
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
What’s a balanced diet like?
A slice of cake in each hand!
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Angel food cake.
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.