What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Angel food cake.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
How old was the cave man on his birthday?
Stone Age.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.