If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Angel food cake.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
How old was the cave man on his birthday?
Stone Age.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
What’s sweet and goes woof?
Pupcakes!
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.