What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Angel food cake.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
What’s sweet and goes woof?
Pupcakes!
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
How old was the cave man on his birthday?
Stone Age.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!