Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What is an elf’s favorite kind of birthday cake?
Shortcake!
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.