Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.