What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What’s a balanced diet like?
A slice of cake in each hand!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Angel food cake.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!