What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What’s a balanced diet like?
A slice of cake in each hand!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes?
To make them light and fluffy.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What’s sweet and goes woof?
Pupcakes!
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Angel food cake.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.