Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake?
Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
How old was the cave man on his birthday?
Stone Age.
What do you call a baker with a cold?
Coughee cake.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
What do you get when you put Cola in an oven?
Baking soda.
What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common?
They both need good batters.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Angel food cake.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.