What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?
“What’s eating you?”
Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer? Because his wife told him to ice it!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Angel food cake.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert? Cause he was stuffed.
How old was the cave man on his birthday?
Stone Age.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his dessert?
Cause he was stuffed.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? A; Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
What’s yellow and swings from cake to cake?
Tarzipan.
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.