Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Doctor: Next time, take off the candles.
What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A stomach-cake!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
What’s a balanced diet like?
A slice of cake in each hand!
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
How old was the cave man on his birthday?
Stone Age.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
If Megan Fox is a cake, then what is Amanda Bynes? A fruitcake.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumby!
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
Why did the man put the cake in the freezer?
Because his wife told him to ice it!
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When it's been sliced.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.
Why are some cake jokes not as good as the others?
They tend to grow mold.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
How do you get a Minecraft themed party started? Let them eat cake.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake!
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal?
Megadeath by Chocolate.
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party?
You can have your cake and eat it too.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Angel food cake, of course!
Why was Tony Soprano fat? Cause he thought getting a slice of the pie was a piece of cake.
Why did the giant use clouds to make pancakes? To make them light and fluffy.
What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream? It was icing on the cake.
Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumby!
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock?
Because it was marble cake!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Coop-cakes!
What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven?
Angel food cake.
When the little boy was baking a cake why did it run away? Because it said crack 2 eggs then beat it!
Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes?
It’s impossible to light them on the bottom
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!
What do you call a cake that likes heavy metal? Megadeth by Chocolate.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery? Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What do they call Chris Christie in New Jersey? Cake Boss.
What do you sing to cows on their birthdays?
Happy birthday to moo…
What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?
Desserted
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Why did the burglar break into the bakery?
Because he heard the cakes were rich.
What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?
Mice cream and cake!