I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
You knead me in your loaf.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."