In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.