Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.