The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."