You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!