Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
You knead me in your loaf.
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.