I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
You knead me in your loaf.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.