Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.