A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
You knead me in your loaf.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.