How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
You knead me in your loaf.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!