"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
You knead me in your loaf.
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.