The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
You knead me in your loaf.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.