How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.