You knead me in your loaf.
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.