"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
You knead me in your loaf.
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.