hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.