What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.