It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!