The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
You knead me in your loaf.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.