They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.