The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
You knead me in your loaf.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”