Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
The baker just felt this incredible knead to make bread. That’s certainly the truth.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
The manager at the bread store told the baker that he had to stop loafing around. The baker said that it was his job.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.