What was the main job of the bread truck? To haul buns.
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
Why did the baker keep putting too much flour in the bread? Because he was a gluten for punishment.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
The young woman decided to become a professional baker. She realized that it could help her earn her bread and butter.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
Wholey-grain! You really bread my mind!
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
Ciabatta stay away from me because I don’t want naan of that. That’s one way to tell someone to keep away.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
Why does bread hate hot weather?
It just feels too toasty.
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.