What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
I’m a wrapper, so I get a lot of dough. A bread wrapper, that is.
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
How do you get a raise at the bread factory?
Butter up your boss.
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
What did the toast say to the psychic?
You bread my mind!
Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
Why did the aging bread roll retire?
Her career was already toast.
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.
What’s the worst thing about a bread pun?
It tends to get stale.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
What did mama bread say to her kids?
It’s way past your breadtime!
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
I had thought of a lot of good bread puns, but they seem to have gone a rye. I know the feeling.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
Did you know that bread that you make into buns is always relaxed? Yes, they just like to roll with it.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.