What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
That wide loaf has a decent bread-th. Nice.
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
Why was the baker in a serious panic? He thought that he was in a loaf or death situation.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
They fired the loaf of bread from her job. They say that she kept breaking down and would rye on the job.
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
The tiny bag of flour got in trouble, so his mother sent him to bread early. He kneaded to be punished.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
How do you make dog bread? You use collie flour.
What did one bread lover say to the other?
Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
How did the baker cut four loaves of bread at the same time? By buying a four-loaf-cleaver.
The bag of flour was so confused.He thought that he saw his friend the loaf yeast-erday.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
What does bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?
It’s the yeast I could do.
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
They say that the local baker is the breadwinner of his family. True enough.
Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?
It’s just too grainy.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
You knead me in your loaf.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
"What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?" "I want you inside me!"
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
Do you know how to get a raise at the bread factory? Try buttering up to the boss.
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
Do you know what you call it when you place beef between two slices of bread? You get a bull-only sandwich.
Why was the bread actor so unhappy?
She lost out on a juicy roll.
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
Why are bread puns the greatest? They never grow mold.
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
What does a loaf of bread say when breaking up with his girlfriend?
You deserve butter.
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.