Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?
He told her she was being too kneady.
Do you know why bread hates warm weather? It just makes things too toasty.
What did one bread say to another after a long day? Don’t worry because tomorrow will be butter.
Thank you for helping me. Biscuit’s the yeast I could do.
You better watch out before you play a game with any bread? Baguette ready to lose.
Did you hear about the sign on the bakery that got everyone talking? It said “I knead dough to live.”
The two loaves of bread could not wait to stare through the delivery room window. They wanted to see their new bun-dle of joy.
The young lady had to throw her toaster in the trash. She was diagnosed as black-toast intolerant.
Did you hear about the secret guild of bakers? They say that they only trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
How do you spot a radical baker?
They’re always going against the grain.
You know why I love bread puns? Because they never go stale.
Why did the slice of bread leave her boyfriend? She thought that he was just too knead-y.
When I tried taking a picture of my bread load, it came out grainy. I think that that is a common problem.
What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?
Bready or not, here I crumb!
Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?
She thought it was crumby.
What did one slice of bread say to the other before the race?
You’re toast!
Young Billy had to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office today.
A young slice of bread came up to his crush. He told her that he was really falling in loaf with her.
The young loaf of bread ended up getting fired from his job because he kept loafing around. Poor guy.
Everyone needs to eat bread because loaf is what makes the world go round. Loaf truly is.
You knead me in your loaf. This one kind of works, but loaf is just a little too different from life.
Did you hear? The pilgrims rode the May-Flour so that they could bake bread as they went to America. This is a cute option.
Did you hear what happened with the sourdough bread? It really rose to the occasion today.
Did you hear about the man who quit his job at a bakery? They said that it left him loathe of bread.
A new bakery in town began ding extremely well. They said that business was definitely on the rise.
I don’t want naan of that. Neither do I!
Did you hear that the diet clinic was doing great business? They say that it’d really take your breadth away.
The cheap baker only paid his employees a flourly rate. Cheapskate!
What did the mother bread tell her baby roll? You really are the apple of my rye.
How does bread win over friends?
“You can crust me.”
Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?
To get a rise out of him!
Challah if you see me in the streets. Will do.
What did the banker want from the baker?
To pump her nickels.
"You focaccia bag, crumb back and get it."
In the 1970s, hippies loved going to a Grateful Dead concert and getting toasted. That’s certainly the truth.
How do you make dog bread?
Just use collie flour.
Did you hear the little loaves playing hide-and-seek earlier? They kept yelling, “Bready or not, here I come!”
"Are you sure about this?"
"Crust me, I'm on a roll."
The bread did not believe that he could work at his job much longer. He was feeling too crusty.
The bread baker won the girl over because he kept giving her a flour. How sweet!
Why were the kids throwing flour and bread at their school? They wanted to rise to the occasion.
Why did the two slices of bread disappear in the middle of the night? They wanted to e-loaf together.
hat’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?
The upper crust.
Why did the butter keep talking? Because he felt like he was really on a roll.
Did you hear about the bread party? It’s scone be a lot of fun, and wheat love for you to join us.
How does bread woo a lover?
With lots of flours.
It’s too bad that bread puns are always so crumby. Mmm . . . crumbs.
"Scone be a lot of fun. Wheat love for you to join us."
It’s too bad the man couldn’t quit his job at the bakery. He really kneaded the dough.
The mother helped her child bake bread because it was a labor of loaf. True enough.