Yo Mama so short she uses a toothpick as a pool cue.
Yo Mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo Mama so short she doesn't roll dice, she pushes them.
Yo Mama so short when she sneezes she hits her head on the floor.
Yo Mama so short she poses for trophies.
Yo Mama so short she needs a stool to pick her nose.
Yo Mama so short she's a teller at a piggy bank.
Yo Mama so short she committed suicide by jumping off the curb.
Yo Mama so short she has to wear a torn napkin as a dress.
Yo Mama so short she plays soccer with atoms.
Yo Mama so short she has to hold a sign up that says, "Don't spit, I can't swim".
Yo Mama so short you can see her feet on her driver's license.
Yo Mama so short she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare.
Yo Mama so short when it rains, she's always the last to know.
Yo Mama so short she uses a sock for a sleeping bag.
Yo Mama so short she ties her shoelaces while standing up.
Yo Mama so short she's Mini-Me's Mini-Me.
Yo Mama so short she drives a toy car.
Yo Mama so short she has to cuff her underwear.
Yo Mama so short her best friend is an ant.
Yo Mama so short she does pull-ups on a staple.
Yo Mama so short she doesn't have to open the door to get in the house.
Yo Mama so short even when she smokes weed she can't get high.
Yo Mama so short she can hang glide on a Dorito.
Yo Mama so short she can do limbo under the door.
Yo Mama so short she takes a shower in a rain drop.
Yo Mama so short she can sit on a penny and swing her legs.
Yo Mama so short she got ran over by a Hot Wheel.
Yo Mama so short she does back flips under the bed.
Yo Mama so short her head smells like feet.
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