Joint Jokes

I wrote down a list of everyone I hate on a piece of paper and my roommate use it to roll his joint....
He's now high on the list of people I never want to see again.
Why did the fold get arrested?
Because it was caught rolling a joint.
Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage.
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?
I booked an appointment at the orthopedist for my whole family.
We got joint problems.
I had to work with two different hospitals for my Knee Surgery...
It was a joint venture.
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