Where do skeletons go hang out at night?
Anywhere, as long as it's a hip joint.
Why did the fold get arrested?
Because it was caught rolling a joint.
I had to work with two different hospitals for my Knee Surgery...
It was a joint venture.
If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage.
I wrote down a list of everyone I hate on a piece of paper and my roommate use it to roll his joint....
He's now high on the list of people I never want to see again.
What did the maggot say to another?
What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this?