If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
The weather outside is snow joke.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
Skiing is believing!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
It was mitten in the stars.
Whatever coats your boat.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
Variety is the ice of life.
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
We've reached the point of snow return.
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