What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
Icy what you did there!
We've reached the point of snow return.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
It’s a winterful day!
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
Whatever coats your boat.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
That was thaw-some!
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
I only have ice for you!
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
After all is sled and done.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
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