Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
The weather outside is snow joke.
Skiing is believing!
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
I only have ice for you!
Variety is the ice of life.
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
It’s a winterful day!
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
Icy what you did there!
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
That was thaw-some!
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