Icy what you did there!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
Skiing is believing!
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he likes cool music...
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
We've reached the point of snow return.
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
It was mitten in the stars.
Variety is the ice of life.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
Whatever coats your boat.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
I only have ice for you!
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
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