I’m browsing the winter-net.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
Skiing is believing!
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
How Rudolf you to say that!
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
Winter is here, weather you like it or not.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
That was thaw-some!
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
It’s a winterful day!
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
It was mitten in the stars.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
After all is sled and done.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
I only have ice for you!
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
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