Icy what you did there!
I want to tell you an excellent ice pun, but the problem is that it’s just slipped my mind.
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
Skiing is believing!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
Can I Alp you?
It’s a winterful day!
The weather outside is snow joke.
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
The cold weather always comes towards the end of the year weather you like it or not.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
I’m browsing the winter-net.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
That was thaw-some!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
Ice simply love it when it snows!
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Did you hear about the emperor penguin?
He had a freezing reign!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
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