What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
You’re sledding a fine line there.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
It’s a winterful day!
Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.
The weather outside is snow joke.
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
Can I Alp you?
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
After all is sled and done.
Snow joke, the weather is horrible today!
Why go to the beach? I’d rather be by the ski-side.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
Variety is the ice of life.
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
How Rudolf you to say that!
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
What kind of soup can you make with cool beans?
Chilly!
It was mitten in the stars.
Skiing is believing!
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
Why did Billy make a bunch of snowmen to be his friends?
Because he wanted to hang with the cool kids!
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