No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
Skiing is believing!
It’s a winterful day!
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”
What do you call a dollar bill frozen in ice?
Cold, hard cash!
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
What do you say when you want to break the ice with someone?
Ice to meet you!
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
How Rudolf you to say that!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
What is red, white, and blue over winter break?
A sad candy cane.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
What did the snowplow guy say when his equipment broke down?
Take this job and shovel it!
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
I only have ice for you!
Snowmen decide on everything with a game of eeny, meeny, miny, snow.
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
It was mitten in the stars.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
What do you call a bunch of kids who spent all afternoon in the snow?
Chill-dren!
Let’s list the froze and cons.
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
You don’t like my winter pun? How cold!
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
How do you know that it's too cold outside for a picnic?
You chip your tooth on the soup.
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
I’m stuck on you like igloo.
Why do snowmen always get injured when playing sports?
Because they refuse to warm up!
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
Icy what you did there!
That was thaw-some!
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
Can I Alp you?
What do you call ten arctic hares hopping backward through the snow?
A receding hare line.
What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel.
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