This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
I sulfur when you argon.
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
Are you a thief? Because you stole my heart.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
I find you very a-peeling.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
I think you’re dandelion.
I love you meow and forever.
Are you a lightbulb? Because you turn me on.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
There’s so mushroom in my heart for you.
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
You're acute Valentine.
You’re the queen of my heart.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
I loaf you.
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
There’s no reason to wine about you.
Every piece of you is sweet.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
You're the ruler of my heart.
I can heartly wait to see you.
What kind of dance do single people do on Valentine's Day?
The Independance!
You don’t need to pay rent to live inside my heart.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
I bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day
She should have that vacuum up and running in no time.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
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