Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
Your name must be Autumn because I am falling for you.
I can heartly wait to see you.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
I sulfur when you argon.
I whale always love you.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
What did the mountain say to the hill on Valentine's day?
You make my heart gush, I lava you.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
I got a valentine from a pickle today...
It meant a great dill to me.
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
You can donate blood to me anytime since you’re just my type.
Are you a locksmith? Because you have the key to my heart.
I would talk about Valentine’s Day
But it looks like I missed my date.
I ordered the wrong kind of flowers online for Valentines Day.
Oops e-daisies.
I won’t let you slip through my Butter Fingers.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
I loaf you.
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
My love for you simply radiates.
Yoda one for me!
Cheesy Valentines Day Sayings
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
My love for you is like no otter.
I’m fondue you.
What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?
's mitten.
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call the FINE print!
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
This may be corny, but you are a-maize-ing.
We make a great pear
You must be glue because I am sticking with you.
I love you dairy much.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
I've been thinking of U periodically.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
I fence-y you.
I think you’re dandelion.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.