What should you get Lassie, the star of the hit TV show, for Valentine's Day?
A cauliflower.
My local pizza place is selling heart shaped pizzas for Valentine’s Day
I find it to be a bit cheesy
I aorta tell you how much I love you.
Our love started with a Hershey’s Kiss.
Are you a keyboard? Because you are just my type.
We’ve got serious chemistry.
When I tell you how much I love you, I'm not overreacting.
What did the arsonist do on Valentine's day?
He met his match.
For Valentines Day, I decided to get my wife some beads for an abacus.
It’s the little things that count.
I’m not lion when I say you’re my mane.
I whale always love you.
I love you dairy much.
Are you a magnet? Because I find you very attractive.
Are you a drum? Because my heart beats for you.
My love for you is like no otter.
I “lub” you.
I wood never leaf you.
I'd catalog you with the cookbooks because you look delicious.
I think you’re dandelion.
What Twix do you have up your sleeve that makes me love you?
I loaf you.
You’re a cutie 3.14159265359
Not to brag, but I already have a date for Valentines Day.
February 14th.
Is this a science class? Because we have great chemistry.
Yoda one for me!
"What did Frankenstein's monster say to his girlfriend?"
"Will you be my Valenstein?"
Happy Valentine's day.
Such a Lovely day.
Your name must be Summer because you are hot.
You’re the queen of my heart.
You have a pizza my heart.
This year for Valentine's day I got my wife the ace of hearts and packets of corn flour, rice flour and self raising flour
She wasn't happy. Apparently it wasn't what she meant when she said she just wanted a card and flowers.
I am cocoa-nuts about you.
I dig you a hole lot.
I can heartly wait to see you.
You must be a bowling ball since you’re right up my alley.
What's a pun's favorite love song?
"My Punny Valentine!"
Happy Valentine's Day!
I hope your day starts off with a bang!
Why does Valentine's Day never work in Africa?
All the lion cheetahs.
We make a great pear
My wife says she wants to order a glass of wine during our Valentine’s Day dinner.
She says she loves being carded.
I’m fondue you.
I fence-y you.
I sulfur when you argon.
Your love is like vodka. You’re worth the chase.
Are you an alien? Because I believe you’ve abducted my heart.
Are you a card?
We're perfectly suited for each other
From my head tomatoes, I love you bunches.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Because this feels just right.
We have a great connection since you’re wifi-material.
This Valentine's day, I decided to pay extra and buy flowers that look after themselves.
They are Self Raising.