I never get tide down to one place when there's so much to sea.
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
Flight attendants fly with a very meaningful motto: always look on the flight side of life.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate
I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.
It was ....the worst case scenario.
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
Why was the ocean angry? Because the ocean didn't wave back.
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
As you would expect, most airline pilots make friends only in high places.
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
We've been driving all day, I need a brake.
My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
I wouldn't say that flying is my favorite way to travel...
But it's up there.
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
I am lucky to live in an airport, but whenever the guard comes out at night, Heathrows me out.
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Stationary.
I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
I would tell a time travel joke,
but you didn't like it.
I think there'll be a ferry-tale ending to this trip.
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
I've just arrived in Bulgaria. How is it? Sofia, so good.
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".