Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
Why was the ocean angry? Because the ocean didn't wave back.
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.
It was ....the worst case scenario.
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
I wouldn't say that flying is my favorite way to travel...
But it's up there.
I never get tide down to one place when there's so much to sea.
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
I am lucky to live in an airport, but whenever the guard comes out at night, Heathrows me out.
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
The pilot was lucky. He always had work. Whenever he made an application, it was almost certain that he would land a job.
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
As soon as the plane was invented, things started looking up.
Flight attendants fly with a very meaningful motto: always look on the flight side of life.
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
A stamp
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
We've been driving all day, I need a brake.
My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
Re:LAX
I've just arrived in Bulgaria. How is it? Sofia, so good.
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
Boeing.
I think there'll be a ferry-tale ending to this trip.
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!