As soon as the plane was invented, things started looking up.
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Stationary.
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
I would tell a time travel joke,
but you didn't like it.
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
I've just arrived in Bulgaria. How is it? Sofia, so good.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
I wouldn't say that flying is my favorite way to travel...
But it's up there.
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out
I never get tide down to one place when there's so much to sea.
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
We've been driving all day, I need a brake.
My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.
I think there'll be a ferry-tale ending to this trip.
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
As you would expect, most airline pilots make friends only in high places.
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
A stamp
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.