The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
I was so tired. I needed a sea-esta on the beach.
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport puns.
I think it may be terminal
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Stationary.
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
Boeing.
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
A stamp
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out
I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
Re:LAX
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!
One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
Flight attendants fly with a very meaningful motto: always look on the flight side of life.
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
I am lucky to live in an airport, but whenever the guard comes out at night, Heathrows me out.
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
I've just arrived in Bulgaria. How is it? Sofia, so good.
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
Flying for long distances is very Boeing at times
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
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