I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
I was arrested at the airport. Just because I was greeting my cousin Jack!
All that I said was "Hi Jack", but very loud.
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
Will invisible airplanes ever be a thing?
I just can't see them taking off.
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.
It was ....the worst case scenario.
One of my friends got lost while touring Tokyo. Turns out it was all Ja-plan.
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
Took a flight, and my luggage got torn to pieces....
My lawyer said I don't have much of a case.
Pilots would be very hard to beat in a competition, they are always ready for a-rrival.
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
The librarian is kicked off the aeroplane because it has already been overbooked.
The airline lost my luggage, and so I sued them. Unfortunately, I lost the case.
What sound does a bouncy plane make?
Boeing.
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
The pilot was lucky. He always had work. Whenever he made an application, it was almost certain that he would land a job.
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
Volcanoes are rude! They are always int-erupt-ing.
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate
I have always had acrophobia, but the plane flight brought it to a new height.
It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
I wouldn't say that flying is my favorite way to travel...
But it's up there.
I would tell a time travel joke,
but you didn't like it.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport puns.
I think it may be terminal
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
As you would expect, most airline pilots make friends only in high places.
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