People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.
It's a-boat time we took a vacation!
Long ago, a couple of dudes claimed that human flight was possible.
They were Wright.
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate
I just flew on a plane with an all female flight crew.
It was an....unmanned aircraft.
You never realize how time flies when you are not wearing a watch on a plane.
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
A photon turns up at check-in for a flight with no baggage. The check-in agent says "Traveling light?". He says "Yes, I am".
I've just arrived in Bulgaria. How is it? Sofia, so good.
My grandad was responsible for 28 downed german planes in WW2.
Still to this day, he holds the record as the worst mechanic the Luftwaffe ever had.
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
I never get tide down to one place when there's so much to sea.
Initially, the passenger couldn't find where his next flight was, but fortunately, he made the connection in time.
My little brother had to stay with our parents when we went to Italy. I was free to Rome.
Airlines have nowadays become so cash strapped that they charge you for everything including emotional baggage.
I was so tired. I needed a sea-esta on the beach.
I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
Re:LAX
I sued the airport authorities because they misplaced my belongings
I lost the case
Every single person on my flight was reading at the same time.
The plane was fully booked.
I would tell a time travel joke,
but you didn't like it.
What travels all over the world, but stays in a corner?
A stamp
Prague is my number one choice for a dream destination...
Dying to Czech it out
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
How do rabbits travel?
On hareplanes!
When you cross a plane and a snake, you will end up with a Boeing Constrictor.
Flight attendants fly with a very meaningful motto: always look on the flight side of life.
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
I drank alot of alcohol at the airport last night.
I now have a terminal hangover.
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
I wouldn't say that flying is my favorite way to travel...
But it's up there.
We've been driving all day, I need a brake.
My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.
If you are going to sleep, I wish you suite dreams.
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
Stationary.
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
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