I was waiting at the airport baggage carousel, and noticed that everyone else had a better bag than me.
It was ....the worst case scenario.
If you travel to the future and get decapitated
You'd be ahead of your time
Why do the propellers of a plane go around and around?
To keep the pilot cool because if they stopped, man would he sweat
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
The librarian is kicked off the aeroplane because it has already been overbooked.
Some airplanes are so cramped that at the end of the trip, you suffer jet leg.
Sometimes planes go in for maintenance when they have cracks in their bodywork, we call them air-line fractures.
I would tell a time travel joke,
but you didn't like it.
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
What does Father Christmas do for his summer holidays? Santa Cruz.
What did the beach say to the water? "I need some vitamin sea."
We've been driving all day, I need a brake.
My suitcase started crying when I picked it up. I was carrying emotional baggage.
Why did the volcano say to the mountain? I lava you
In spite of all restrictions because of Covid, diplomats are allowed to travel freely across countries.
Because they have immunity.
How do you reply to an email about someone freaking out at the Los Angeles International Airport?
Re:LAX
Koi fish always travel in a groups of four
Because the predator will go after the D koi
When you cross a magician and an airplane, the result is a flying sorcerer.
On a recent flight, my friend asked me, "If the door suddenly opens, you think we will fall out?
I said, "No, we will still be friends."
Where do sharks go when they want a vacation? Finland
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate
The best place to hide something is at an airport
You'd be hiding something in plane site.
A security guard at an airport informs the pilot of a man trying to sneak contraband onto an airplane.
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
As soon as the plane was invented, things started looking up.
Checking in for a flight, I was asked, "Window or Aisle?"
I said, "Window or you'll do what?
What happened to the plane run by a computer?
It crashed.
Windmills? I’m a huge fan!
I met my wife at a travel agency
She was looking for a vacation and I was her last resort.
I wouldn't say that flying is my favorite way to travel...
But it's up there.
Flight attendants fly with a very meaningful motto: always look on the flight side of life.
No one can accuse this trip of being plane.
It's lunchtime and the newcomer at my workplace is on a plane to India
Turns out, someone told him that the nearby Delhi has the best sandwiches
Why was the ocean angry? Because the ocean didn't wave back.
Did you hear about the vultures who went to check-in for their flight at the airport? When the check-in agent asked them if they had any luggage to check, they replied, no we just have carri-on.
What do we call an airplane that cannot take off? It is called an error plane.
Cows that travel alone?
Never herd of them!
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that's all in the past now.
As you would expect, most airline pilots make friends only in high places.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
The company is planning to make a new series to show people how to fly an aeroplane. They are now filming the pilot.
This palace is a breath of fresh heir!
My son asked me how often planes crash
Usually just once
I hate getting tide down in one place. So let's take an ad-van-ture.
I had an instant connection with someone in South Korea. I think they're my Seoul mate.
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
What happened when a man practiced archery near some stationary planes? They ended up very arrow-dynamic.
A ship wanted to travel from the Pacific to the Arctic
But it just couldn't get its Bering Strait.
Loving this road trip, but all this driving is tire-ing!
I'd want to know why the winters are so cold in America. I think Alaska local.
If a baby is born on a plane, i guess you could call it... airborn.
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport puns.
I think it may be terminal