I’ve always liked one-liners. That’s why I’m a fan of monorails.
Got a couple of railway buffers going cheap. It was an end of line sale.
Why should you never trust a train? They have loco motives.
Why did the Mexican train robber rob the train?
Because he had a loco-motive.
I asked a train engineer how many times his train had derailed. He said, “I’m not sure, it’s hard to keep track.”
The US army secretly trains pigeons to help overthrow hostile foreign governments.
It’s a military coo.
I was running to catch a train yesterday, but just as I was approaching it...
I realized my net wasn't big enough.