I used my credit card to buy 1-ply toilet paper.
And now I'm paying for it.
My neighbour didn't like it when I told him off about hoarding toilet paper
To be honest, I think he was being very anal about it.
Stores are running out of toilet paper again.
They’re wiped out.
Ran out of toilet paper today. We’re now using lettuce leaves.
Today was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.
I ran out of toilet paper last week, tried the closest thing I could find: the newspapers. Now the realisation has kicked in...
The Times are really Rough!
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack.
Why did the toilet paper role down the hill?
To get to the bottom...