The oldest computer was an apple given to Adam and Eve back in paradise lost, but it came with very limited memory of just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
Did you hear about the computer virus that was programmed by a cat?
It's considered meowware!
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant? Lots of memory!
Interesting that illegally copying on computers is known as piracy.
I suppose you CTRL C
Why didn't the cell phone wear his glasses? He lost his contacts.
My brother, who is an IT guy, got surgery done on his fingers. Now he can truly be called a tech-knuckle support guy.
What do a phone and an engaged girl have in common? They both have rings.
My husband asked me to sync his phone. So I threw it in the sea - not sure why he is upset.
Used to never be able to use the WiFi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
I deleted all my German friends from my cell phone contact list.
Now I'm Hanns free.
My cell phone got drunk.
It took too many screenshots.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no WiFi and couldn't find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
I would not be able to picture myself without having a camera phone.
This time last year I was working as a computer programmer, installing auto correct. But out of nowhere..
.. I was fried for no raisin.
My partner got mad when she found so much spam on my computer.
She said, "Food belongs on a plate!"
I left my phone under my pillow last night and woke up to coins underneath it. It must have been the Blue-tooth fairy.
How did Sam win the talent show? Sam-sung.
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
I got a new cell phone for my wife...
Pretty awesome trade if you ask me!
I am really good with PowerPoint because I Excel at it.
I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
Why was the computer late to work? Because it had a hard drive!
Was going to change my password to MilkyTea but apparently that's too weak.
I dropped my computer on my foot.
It mega-hurts.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None because it's a hardware issue.
A router and a modem got married.
They were pronounced husbandwidth and Wifi.
Why was the computer coughing?
It had a virus.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
What is the favorite snack of a programmer, it's undoubtedly Cadbury bytes.
If they could prove cell phones give deadly radiation
You could say to people you don't like "cant talk right now, you're giving me cancer".
Why are wooden hard drives so bad?
They're all bark and no byte.
Did you hear about the Wi-Fi wedding?
The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!
I felt sad for my brother's computer being overclocked because I heard the processor say, "Stop it! It hertz so much!".
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
Which hard drive is always the happiest?
Disk C:
My wifi password is the cat's birthday month
Feb-paw-hairy
How do you come up with a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?
Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.
Why was the hard drive scared of the large file?
Because it was a terror-byte.
My dog ate my computer science homework.
It took him a couple of bytes.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
4G, or not 4G, that is the question.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
How do lumberjacks shut down their computers?.
They log off.
Why can't you use beef stew as a password?
Because it's not stroganoff.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
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