I left my phone under my pillow last night and woke up to coins underneath it. It must have been the Blue-tooth fairy.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
Why does Mr. Potato need a cell phone? Incase Mr. Onion Rings.
What do hackers do on a boat?
Phishing.
I was conned into believing that my hotel room in Moscow had free Wifi.
I remember the ad saying: Internyet.
My sister's laptop is so sassy and fun, it loves to play disc-o music.
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
Why didn't the cell phone wear his glasses? He lost his contacts.
I deleted all my German friends from my cell phone contact list.
Now I'm Hanns free.
I was testing the speaker phone on the intercom on our landline with my father yesterday.
It started to make that annoying noise. My old man said it was too close to call.
Why did the computer come with airbags?
In case it crashed.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Which hard drive is always the happiest?
Disk C:
Why can't you use beef stew as a password?
Because it's not stroganoff.
How can someone tell if a bee is on their phone? They'll get a buzzy signal.
I hate hard drives...
...they byte
What happened to the girl's phone when she was getting a perm done? She got a frizzy signal.
I was on the phone with my wife and said, "I'm almost home, honey, please put the coffee maker on." After a twenty-second pause, I asked, "You still there, sweetheart?"
"Yeah," she replied. "But I don't think the coffee maker wants to talk right now"
A router and a modem got married.
They were pronounced husbandwidth and Wifi.
My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."
"...a TOE TRUCK!!??"
What do you call a program that uses every possible combination to crack a password?
A battering R.A.M.
I told my boss, "Sorry I'm late. I was having computer issues."
Boss: Hard drive?
Me: No, the commute was fine. It's my laptop.
Some guy asked dad for the WiFi code.
Shrugging his shoulders and giving a sympathetic look, he responded: I can't figure her out either.
What brand of hand soap do telephone operators use? Dial.
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
Trying to teach my dad how to put WiFi on his tablet
Me: You just have to go to settings!
Dad: This is just making me upsettings!
On the spot no hesitation! Gotta love him!
What do you call a computer that plays tennis?
A server
What did the girl say when she got a fake call? "I think that call was phoney".
If they could prove cell phones give deadly radiation
You could say to people you don't like "cant talk right now, you're giving me cancer".
Asked the librarian rather loudly for the wifi password. He said "Sshhhhhh!" I asked "is that all lower case?"
What did the thrifty man say when he got his phone bill? "Who says talk is cheap?"
My father said that there was a bug on my computer. The bug was trying to eat one byte at a time.
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
How do you come up with a secure password to protect yourself against hackers?
Just make it the last 10 digits of pi.
I hate it when planes don't have free WiFi.
It drives me bored air line crazy.
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
How do lumberjacks shut down their computers?.
They log off.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
What is a phone's favorite TV show? Game of Phones.
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
Apparently Dracula sets up a password for every website so he can click on Your Account.
Did you hear about the cell phone that got arrested?
It was charged with battery.
What did the baby computer call its father?
Data.
I asked my son to go get me a phone book. He laughed, called me a dinosaur, and handed me his iPhone.
The spider is dead, the iPhone screen is cracked, and my son is furious!
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
This time last year I was working as a computer programmer, installing auto correct. But out of nowhere..
.. I was fried for no raisin.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
What happens when you turn on a computer?
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk.
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