Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
I beacha miss summer already!
Summer went swimmingly this year.
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
Hey summer, long time no sea!
Girls just wanna have sun!
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
Anything is popsicle during summer!
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Water you doing, my friend?
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.