Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland?
It was too expensive to fly and too long to walk.
I just want to say, “I love brew.”
Irish you luck.
Can’t pinch this.
What’s the best dessert to serve at a St. Patrick’s Day party?
Paddy cake!
Drink happy thoughts.
What do you call it when leprechauns get together after being apart?
A wee-union!
Don’t give into beer pressure.
You are spud-tacular.
I’m a clover, not a fighter.
Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.
You better beer-live it!
We’ve reached the pint of no return.
Dublin over in laughter.
Keep calm and leprech-on.
Do you beer-lieve in magic?
The lager you wait, the better it tastes.
Sip, sip, horray!
Wear green, or leaf.
What do you call a fake Irish stone? A shamrock.
We are looking pitcher-perfect.
It ain’t over till it’s clover.
Irish I may, Irish I might.
You’re my lucky charm.
You’ll be Dublin your fortune soon.
You snooze. You booze.
Happy St. Cat-rick’s day!
Cutest clover in the patch.
You raise the bar.
We’ve made a jig mistake, don’t you a-green?
Sips getting real.
I’m so lepre-gone right now.
Sometimes you have to green and bear it.
Who’s your paddy?
Just brew it!
Paddy like a rockstar.
Thank brew very much.
Who needs luck? I have charm.
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
You’re my pot of gold.
Let’s have a shamrockin’ good time tonight!
Look for a rainbow connection.
Take off all your cloves.
I’ll be there in a pinch.
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Real rocks are too heavy.
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
You don't want to press your luck!
We’re in a-green-ment.
He’s my pinch charming.
Irish you were beer.
You have me greening from ear to ear.