What’s the best time of year to break out the trampoline?
Spring-time!
They say March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Ewe might say it leaves sheepishly.
What do you call it when you get mugged on the vernal equinox?
The first robbin’ of spring!
After a long March, April always puts a little spring in my step.
Why does Foghorn Leghorn take it slow when April rolls around?
Because he’s no spring chicken!
How do you tell someone winter is over?
You spring it on them!
What month always asks questions and permission?
May!
What did summer say to spring?
Help – I’m about to fall!
Do you know about April 1st?
Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
Which month can’t make a decision?
MAY-be.
Why is spring a great time to start a gardening business?
Because it’s the season when you can really rake in the cash.
What did the tree say to spring?
What a re-leaf!
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During APE-ril showers.
Does February like March?
No, but April May.
How do you know flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds!
What is the shortest month of the year?
M-A-Y.
What do you get when you dump your Easter eggs on a hill?
A spring roll!
How excited was the gardener about spring?
So excited he wet his plants.