I told my husband I'd missed the bus.
He asked me what I was trying to hit it with.
I took my wife out on a date to the ice rink, as entry was half price.
She called me a cheap skate.
My wife and I have the same shoes. I guess you could say we are solemates.
I met my husband while visiting the zoo. There he was, in his uniform...
straightaway I knew he was a keeper.
My wife sent me an article about "sandpaper spouses..."
I told her she must be 2000 grit, 'cause she's FINE!