I rang the doctor on our way to the hospital, and said, "Quick! my pregnant wife is going into labor, what should I do?"
He said, "Is this her first child?"
I said, "Of course not, this is her husband!"
I told my husband I'd missed the bus.
He asked me what I was trying to hit it with.
Why do ambulance drivers always have a partner with them?
They’re pair-a-medics.
The fiance and I were looking at frames for our wedding photos. My wife couldn't take her eyes off the smaller one, but I wanted the larger one. So I told her,
"Honey, you need to look at the bigger picture."
I met my husband while visiting the zoo. There he was, in his uniform...
straightaway I knew he was a keeper.