It wasn't til I studied Spanish as an adult that learned Spain discovered Canada.
As our teacher explained it, the first maps said "Acá, nada."
It’s lonely between Germany and Spain
Not many France, nobody’s Nice to me, everyone seems to be Lyon. It’s just Eiffel.
How do you leave any building in Spain?
You "follow salida lida lida..."
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
He said "Si."
I was at my hotel in Spain and wasn't feeling well.
Reception said they had a doctor on staff.
The doctor asked me lots of questions and I was then feeling much better.
I told reception I didn't expect a hotel would have a doctor on staff
They said it was a Spanish Inn Physician
I visited Spain and couldn't stop looking at the architecture
It was very Moorish.
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
No tres-passing.
Where to Bees go to party in Spain?
Ibiza.
How come there are no automatic cars in Spain?
They’re all Manuel.
“Is this the Spanish word for ‘nap’?” She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
“Si, está.”
Where do recluses live in Spain?
Barceloner.
I went to Spain to attend the Running of the Bulls, but when I arrived, there was nothing there but cows with fake horns attached.
I was in shambles.
Vasco de Balboa told the Queen of Spain, “I discovered a large body of water on my journey.”
She said, “Could you be a little more pacific?”
What do you call a small mosque in Spain?
A mosquito!
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
Jamon!
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
Achoopacabra.
In Spain, you should not develop a program beyond 2.0.
Because that would be over dos.
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
"Ay poppy."
I heard the King of spain caught Covid...
Heard he tested positive while on his plane going somewhere, now he has to quarantine there.
So the Reign in Spain remains solely on the Plane.
So there’s this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that he’d vanish on the count of three. “Uno” “Dos”
And then he vanished, without a tres.
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
A senõr citizen.
My collection of Swiss watches was stolen in Spain.
Adios Omegas.
What do you call a hangover when you're alone in Spain?
Barf-a-lona.