Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
Why don't aliens get hungry after being blasted into space?
Because they've just had a big launch.
What kind of magazines would the planets prefer to read? Cosmos.
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?
What all kinds of stars wear the sunglasses? The movie stars.
Scientists permit us to see the sun in different light.
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
How does a Man cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it.
He knew literally everything about the constellations. Some might even say that his knowledge of the night sky was astronomical.
How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
They planet.
How does a quarter moon always feel?
Crestfallen.
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.
I would have gone to space, but the cost is astronomical!
Why is the moon so conceited at times?
It becomes full of itself.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
What is a lightyear?
The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
Which candy do astronauts like? Marsbar.
An astronaut who normally fails on a weightlessness experiment, might surely be aware of the gravity of the situation.
When does the moon gets his/her stomach full? During full moon.
Reading sun puns while sunbathing make one well red.
What various kinds of fishes live in space? Starfish.
I thought about studying the astronomy for my university. But then I thought, I would just be taking up space.
Scientists have found that the center of Jupiter… has the letter i.
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before.
What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
How did the astronaut die?
exposure to Mercury.
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.
He's over the moon!He's over the moon!
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
He got stuck in Orbit.
I dare you to lie that you didn’t find all these space puns hilarious. Th
Cassini spacecraft took pictures of both Saturn and Earth. It was literally the best of both worlds.
Are Earth and Moon good friends? Yes, they’ve been going around together for many years now.
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
Why did the Sun never got into college? Because it already has quite a million degrees!
How many astronomers will it take to just change a lightbulb? None, they like the dark.
Becoming a space pilot is not easy. It requires a good altitude.
Why did the cosmonaut take his dog to the vet?
He came down with a stellar case of lunar tics.
Have you heard about the chef on space station? He’s not that much of an astronaut, but his food is literally out of this world!
What kind of music would planets prefer to hear? NepTUNEs.
What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?
They would’ve been lunatics.
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
They're calling the spaceship the Apollo-G.
When astronauts die, the local papers run an orbituary.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me."
I’m currently reading a book on anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put it down.
How do you organise a welcome party for an alien race?
You planet.
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
What time do spacemen get up? Alien in the morning.
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