Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
Beer is the greatest beverage on earth.
That's my pint of view, anyway.
What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
The sun replies: I hurt everyone when they come close to me.
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
He got stuck in Orbit.
Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon?
The food is good but it lacks atmosphere.
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
The Spacebar.
What are Astronauts doing when they do a mistake?
They Apollogize
Why people did not like the restaurant on? Because there was literally no atmosphere.
How many astronomers will it take to just change a lightbulb? None, they like the dark.
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
What do you call the Earth when it is quaking?
Shakesphere.
An astronaut did a huge crime. He broke the law of gravity and hence, got a suspended sentence.
How will you make a baby astronaut fall asleep peacefully? Rock-et.
The satellite went into the orbit, right on January 1st, causing a New Year’s revolution.
What did Mars tell to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime!
Why doesn’t the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees!
What time do spacemen get up? Alien in the morning.
SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult
Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight.
Why does Moon goes to the bank? To change his quarters.
What did Earth say to the other planets?
Wow you guys have no life.
If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
Scientists have found that the center of Jupiter… has the letter i.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
What do you think the boy star told the girl star? I really glow for you.
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?
He achieved escape velocity.
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
Those who study the moon for their course or as a habit, are optimists. And that is because they look at the brighter side always.
What do you call a meal from the moon?
A satellite dish.
Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
What kind of magazines would the planets prefer to read? Cosmos.
Why did you guys not laugh at my space puns? Because there way to Sirius.
My daughter asked me, "Why are the two planets coming close together?"
"Well, you see... When two planets love each other they can come together in holy astro nomy."
How will you have communion in the space if you won’t have mass?
I thought about studying the astronomy for my university. But then I thought, I would just be taking up space.
What do you call two celebrities who get into a gun fight?
One is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.
What will you do if you come across a green alien? I’ll simply wait until it’s ripe.
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It's pasteurized before you see it.
Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
They're a little meteor.
Is that the Dog star? You can’t be Sirius!
Reading sun puns while sunbathing make one well red.
Scientists permit us to see the sun in different light.
I’m currently reading a book on anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put it down.
Well, there are mixed reviews. People say the food is great. But there is no atmosphere or ambience.
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
What did the astronaut cook for lunch? An unidentifiable frying object.
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
Why is Jupiter so sad and heartbroken? Because his crush wants a plutonic relationship with him.
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