Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
What kind of magazines would the planets prefer to read? Cosmos.
How did the astronaut die?
exposure to Mercury.
A sun walks into a black hole.
The black hole says to the sun "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation".
What do you think walking on the moon is like?
Not very impactful.
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t exactly well rounded.
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
This year, I've really enjoyed watching 'Planet Earth'.
It's a shame that it only has four seasons.
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
Why did the cow go right up to the spaceship? To see the Mooooooooooon.
Why did the cosmonaut take his dog to the vet?
He came down with a stellar case of lunar tics.
An astronaut who normally fails on a weightlessness experiment, might surely be aware of the gravity of the situation.
Where do you think the astronauts keep their sandwiches? In the launch-box.
What do you call an alien spaceship that's leaking water?
A crying saucer.
I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone for so long but then it finally dawned on me.
Why do astronauts use linux?
because you can't open windows in space.
What’s the suns favorite clothes brand?
Kelvin Klein.
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
I telephoned the tennis star Serena Williams for an interview and asked her, “What’s your favourite planet?”
Her: It’s Venus.
Me: Sorry Venus, would you put Serena on the phone?
What is an astronaut's favorite candy bar?
Milky way.
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.
Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might."
When astronauts die, the local papers run an orbituary.
Becoming a space pilot is not easy. It requires a good altitude.
Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?
It keeps the oceans tidy.
What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
How many astronomers will it take to just change a lightbulb? None, they like the dark.
An astronaut did a huge crime. He broke the law of gravity and hence, got a suspended sentence.
Every time when I see a picture of something amazing in space, I usually say “That’s totally far out.”
What are the best kind of flowers to get your girlfriend after screwing up?
Whoopsie Daisies
There's this vampire who's more powerful than any other, because he can't be hurt by the sun
All other vampires pale in comparison.
Why will you not want to give a bath to the Saturn? It would then leave a ring around the tub.
Which hot drinks space people like? Gravi-tea.
Why people did not like the restaurant on? Because there was literally no atmosphere.
Why did the Sun never got into college? Because it already has quite a million degrees!
What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park
There's a spaceman.
What spread do astronauts use on their toast?
. . . Space jam
Well, there are mixed reviews. People say the food is great. But there is no atmosphere or ambience.
What kind of music would planets prefer to hear? NepTUNEs.
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket.
How will you have communion in the space if you won’t have mass?
What are Astronauts doing when they do a mistake?
They Apollogize
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
Why doesn’t the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees!
What do you do when your friend is a claustrophobic astronaut?
You give him a little space.
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me."
When God integrated Planet Earth, he didn’t forget his integral calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
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