Why can’t people hear your scream in the space? Because it’s miles away.
Why do all kids want to be an astronaut?
Because there is no pressure.
An astronaut who normally fails on a weightlessness experiment, might surely be aware of the gravity of the situation.
How will you have communion in the space if you won’t have mass?
How will you save yourself if you come across an aggressive alien? Give him some space.
How did the astronaut die?
exposure to Mercury.
Where do astronauts go for lunch?
Apollo Loco.
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
Why does nobody invite Jupiter to the space parties? Because he has too much gas, always…
Cassini spacecraft took pictures of both Saturn and Earth. It was literally the best of both worlds.
Which candy do astronauts like? Marsbar.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
If athletes can get “Athletes foot”, what can astronauts get? Missile Toe.
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
I would have gone to space, but the cost is astronomical!
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
How do you organise a welcome party for an alien race?
You planet.
What are Astronauts doing when they do a mistake?
They Apollogize
What did the astronaut cook for lunch? An unidentifiable frying object.
Reading sun puns while sunbathing make one well red.
What do you think holds the moon up? Moonbeams.
What did Earth say to the other planets?
Wow you guys have no life.
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?
He achieved escape velocity.
What all kinds of stars wear the sunglasses? The movie stars.
Have you heard about the chef on space station? He’s not that much of an astronaut, but his food is literally out of this world!
Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
What will a space turkey say to another one? Hubble Hubble.
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
“That’s just spam.”
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts.
Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
They're a little meteor.
How will you come to know when the moon will go broke? It would happen when moon is down to its last quarter.
What do you call the Earth when it is quaking?
Shakesphere.
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket.
I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone for so long but then it finally dawned on me.
Any proof that Saturn married more than once? Well, he do has a lot of rings.
The satellite went into the orbit, right on January 1st, causing a New Year’s revolution.
Why is Jupiter so sad and heartbroken? Because his crush wants a plutonic relationship with him.
What is the angriest place on Earth?
Ire-land
What's E.T. short for?
Because he's got little legs.
Becoming a space pilot is not easy. It requires a good altitude.
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It's pasteurized before you see it.
Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might."
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
He got stuck in Orbit.
Why did the police arrest the star? That’s becuase it was a shooting star.
What did Neil Armstrong say when people didn't laugh at his moon jokes?
"I guess you had to be there."
I thought about studying the astronomy for my university. But then I thought, I would just be taking up space.
Where do Astronauts go to the bathroom?
Where no one has gone before.
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