What will you do if you come across a green alien? I’ll simply wait until it’s ripe.
What spread do astronauts use on their toast?
. . . Space jam
Which channels do the asteroids like to watch? The comet-y channel.
What if the earth was both round and flat?
Would it be called cylindearth?
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
Why does nobody invite Jupiter to the space parties? Because he has too much gas, always…
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"No sun."
Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
They're a little meteor.
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
What do you call an overweight alien?
An extra cholesterol.
Two astronauts who were dating, met up for a launch date.
What does someone mean by a light year? The same as a regular year, but with less calories and fat.
Have you found the center of gravity yet? It’s the letter v.
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
Where do the astronauts park their vehicles? At the parking meteors.
Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?
Because they've got the Write Stuff.
What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?
They would’ve been lunatics.
Reading sun puns while sunbathing make one well red.
Well, there are mixed reviews. People say the food is great. But there is no atmosphere or ambience.
Why people did not like the restaurant on? Because there was literally no atmosphere.
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?
What will a space turkey say to another one? Hubble Hubble.
A sun walks into a black hole.
The black hole says to the sun "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation".
Have you heard about some bones on the moon? Looks like the cow couldn’t make it after all.
What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
An astronaut broke up with his girlfriend
Apparently he didn't love her to the moon and back.
What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
Which candy do astronauts like? Marsbar.
Where can you read about planets exploding?
In the orbituaries.
What kind of music would planets prefer to hear? NepTUNEs.
What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?
Saturn Uranus.
What did Mars tell to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime!
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
What is suns favorite chocolate bar?
A milky way.
How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
They planet.
Have you heard about the latest restaurant that opened up on moon?
No, how is that restaurant?
What are the best kind of flowers to get your girlfriend after screwing up?
Whoopsie Daisies
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
I know she means well.
Astronaut 1: I can't find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon?
The food is good but it lacks atmosphere.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
Why does Venus have a crush on the sun?
Because the sun is really hot.
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
He got stuck in Orbit.
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
How will you save yourself if you come across an aggressive alien? Give him some space.
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