Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It's pasteurized before you see it.
Why did the Sun never got into college? Because it already has quite a million degrees!
What is suns favorite chocolate bar?
A milky way.
I dare you to lie that you didn’t find all these space puns hilarious. Th
Where can you read about planets exploding?
In the orbituaries.
What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
What makes politicians and planets similar?
They both take up space.
There's this vampire who's more powerful than any other, because he can't be hurt by the sun
All other vampires pale in comparison.
An astronaut broke up with his girlfriend
Apparently he didn't love her to the moon and back.
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
Why does nobody invite Jupiter to the space parties? Because he has too much gas, always…
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.
What will you do if you come across a green alien? I’ll simply wait until it’s ripe.
What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
If athletes can get “Athletes foot”, what can astronauts get? Missile Toe.
Scientists permit us to see the sun in different light.
What currency do astronauts use in space?
Starbucks.
Every time when I see a picture of something amazing in space, I usually say “That’s totally far out.”
Are Earth and Moon good friends? Yes, they’ve been going around together for many years now.
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?
Saturn Uranus.
"I heard some dictator wants to move the Earth further from the sun."
"Why??"
"Because it will take longer to make a full revolution."
What kind of magazines would the planets prefer to read? Cosmos.
Those who study the moon for their course or as a habit, are optimists. And that is because they look at the brighter side always.
Two astronauts who were dating, met up for a launch date.
What do you call an alien spaceship that goes from planet to planet to planet? A UF-hoe.
There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.
Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner.
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
Why is Jupiter so sad and heartbroken? Because his crush wants a plutonic relationship with him.
An astronaut did a huge crime. He broke the law of gravity and hence, got a suspended sentence.
What did Neil Armstrong say when people didn't laugh at his moon jokes?
"I guess you had to be there."
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
Where do astronauts go for lunch?
Apollo Loco.
Why did the cow go right up to the spaceship? To see the Mooooooooooon.
What did Mars tell to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime!
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
He got stuck in Orbit.
Why is the taste of moon rock better than that of Earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor.
What are the best kind of flowers to get your girlfriend after screwing up?
Whoopsie Daisies
It is difficult to hold up a trouser. How does Jupiter does it? Simply, with an asteroid belt.
An astronaut who normally fails on a weightlessness experiment, might surely be aware of the gravity of the situation.
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.
Why don't pets make good astronauts?
They're afraid of the spay station
Why an astronaut can be said similar to a football player? They both strive for touchdowns!
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
Mooning is very ASStrological
Beer is the greatest beverage on earth.
That's my pint of view, anyway.
Why people did not like the restaurant on? Because there was literally no atmosphere.
What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
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