Have you heard about some bones on the moon? Looks like the cow couldn’t make it after all.
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
I know she means well.
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
When a planet dies, does it get an orbituary?
Have you heard about the chef on space station? He’s not that much of an astronaut, but his food is literally out of this world!
I’m currently reading a book on anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put it down.
What do aliens prefer to drink?
Gravi-tea.
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
What do you call two celebrities who get into a gun fight?
One is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me."
Why do all kids want to be an astronaut?
Because there is no pressure.
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star.
What do moon people do after they get married?What do moon people do after they get married?
Go on their honeyearth.
What do you think holds the moon up? Moonbeams.
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
What do you call the Earth when it is quaking?
Shakesphere.
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
He got stuck in Orbit.
How will you make a baby astronaut fall asleep peacefully? Rock-et.
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.
Why should the Sun get into a school? To get brighter.
The earth's rotation really makes my day.
SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult
Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight.
How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
They planet.
What will you call a crazy spaceman? An astronaut.
Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
Why can’t people hear your scream in the space? Because it’s miles away.
What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
He apollo-gises.
What all kinds of stars wear the sunglasses? The movie stars.
What do you call an overweight alien?
An extra cholesterol.
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
What spread do astronauts use on their toast?
. . . Space jam
What do you call a person really crazy about the moon
A lunatic.
When should astronauts retire?
When they start spacing out.
What is a lightyear?
The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
What if the earth was both round and flat?
Would it be called cylindearth?
Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon?
The food is good but it lacks atmosphere.
What kind of music would planets prefer to hear? NepTUNEs.
What is an astronauts favourite type of shirt?
Apollo
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
I thought about studying the astronomy for my university. But then I thought, I would just be taking up space.
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
What time do spacemen get up? Alien in the morning.
When does the moon gets his/her stomach full? During full moon.
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
Why do you think is the moon bald? Because it has no ‘air.
What's E.T. short for?
Because he's got little legs.
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