Any proof that Saturn married more than once? Well, he do has a lot of rings.
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
What do you call a fashionable, but judgmental monster who howls at the moon?
A What Not To Wear-Wolf.
What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
What are the best kind of flowers to get your girlfriend after screwing up?
Whoopsie Daisies
When does the moon gets his/her stomach full? During full moon.
Why does Venus have a crush on the sun?
Because the sun is really hot.
How will you make a baby astronaut fall asleep peacefully? Rock-et.
How does one astronaut says sorry on the moon tell another astronaut? He Apollo-gises.
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
How can astronauts get more protein in their diet? They make it meteor.
There's this vampire who's more powerful than any other, because he can't be hurt by the sun
All other vampires pale in comparison.
When God integrated Planet Earth, he didn’t forget his integral calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
My daughter asked me, "Why are the two planets coming close together?"
"Well, you see... When two planets love each other they can come together in holy astro nomy."
The earth's rotation really makes my day.
How did the astronaut die?
exposure to Mercury.
What if the earth was both round and flat?
Would it be called cylindearth?
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
Happy bEarthday!
Which channels do the asteroids like to watch? The comet-y channel.
A space fish is usually called starfish.
Those who study the moon for their course or as a habit, are optimists. And that is because they look at the brighter side always.
How does a Man cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it.
What do you call a meal from the moon?
A satellite dish.
What do you call the Earth when it is quaking?
Shakesphere.
Why people did not like the restaurant on? Because there was literally no atmosphere.
Why did the Sun never got into college? Because it already has quite a million degrees!
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
I know she means well.
Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
What kind of light goes around the earth? A Satel-lite.
Why do you think is the moon bald? Because it has no ‘air.
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
The Spacebar.
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
My wife will never forget falling asleep in the sun with her breast exposed.
It’s forever burned in her mammary.
Becoming a space pilot is not easy. It requires a good altitude.
Why is the taste of moon rock better than that of Earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor.
What do you call an alien spaceship that goes from planet to planet to planet? A UF-hoe.
I telephoned the tennis star Serena Williams for an interview and asked her, “What’s your favourite planet?”
Her: It’s Venus.
Me: Sorry Venus, would you put Serena on the phone?
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
Why did the cow go right up to the spaceship? To see the Mooooooooooon.
Why should the Sun get into a school? To get brighter.
How will you have communion in the space if you won’t have mass?
I could have been an astronaut...
but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
What's E.T. short for?
Because he's got little legs.
Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.
Have you heard about the chef on space station? He’s not that much of an astronaut, but his food is literally out of this world!
SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult
Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight.
Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they'll change it back.
It's only a phase, after all.
What will you do if you come across a green alien? I’ll simply wait until it’s ripe.
I would have gone to space, but the cost is astronomical!
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