What do you call two celebrities who get into a gun fight?
One is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.
Scientists permit us to see the sun in different light.
Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might."
Why did the police arrest the star? That’s becuase it was a shooting star.
What kind of music would planets prefer to hear? NepTUNEs.
I've finally started to believe that Pluto is not really a planet...
Especially when I saw him in a cartoon.
When should astronauts retire?
When they start spacing out.
The satellite went into the orbit, right on January 1st, causing a New Year’s revolution.
An astronaut who normally fails on a weightlessness experiment, might surely be aware of the gravity of the situation.
How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
They planet.
I dare you to lie that you didn’t find all these space puns hilarious. Th
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?
It keeps the oceans tidy.
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?
They would’ve been lunatics.
Why did the cosmonaut take his dog to the vet?
He came down with a stellar case of lunar tics.
Where do astronauts go for lunch?
Apollo Loco.
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
How can astronauts get more protein in their diet? They make it meteor.
Which channels do the asteroids like to watch? The comet-y channel.
Where do aliens park their flying saucers?
At a parking meteor.
Why is the moon a wanted criminal?
It’s constantly mooning people.
Why did the cow go right up to the spaceship? To see the Mooooooooooon.
What are the best kind of flowers to get your girlfriend after screwing up?
Whoopsie Daisies
Why is the moon so conceited at times?
It becomes full of itself.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
What did the astronaut cook for lunch? An unidentifiable frying object.
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
My wife will never forget falling asleep in the sun with her breast exposed.
It’s forever burned in her mammary.
Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
The Spacebar.
What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?
Saturn Uranus.
What do you call an alien spaceship that's leaking water?
A crying saucer.
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
Why people did not like the restaurant on? Because there was literally no atmosphere.
What do you call a wizard aboard a spacecraft?
A flying sorcerer.
There's this vampire who's more powerful than any other, because he can't be hurt by the sun
All other vampires pale in comparison.
Beer is the greatest beverage on earth.
That's my pint of view, anyway.
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
He got stuck in Orbit.
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
Why do all kids want to be an astronaut?
Because there is no pressure.
Have you heard about some bones on the moon? Looks like the cow couldn’t make it after all.
He knew literally everything about the constellations. Some might even say that his knowledge of the night sky was astronomical.
The sun replies: I hurt everyone when they come close to me.
There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.
Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner.
What do you think holds the moon up? Moonbeams.
It is difficult to hold up a trouser. How does Jupiter does it? Simply, with an asteroid belt.
How does a Man cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it.
Which hot drinks space people like? Gravi-tea.