Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park
There's a spaceman.
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"No sun."
Why is the moon a wanted criminal?
It’s constantly mooning people.
What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
There's this vampire who's more powerful than any other, because he can't be hurt by the sun
All other vampires pale in comparison.
Becoming a space pilot is not easy. It requires a good altitude.
Why an astronaut can be said similar to a football player? They both strive for touchdowns!
Well, there are mixed reviews. People say the food is great. But there is no atmosphere or ambience.
Where can you read about planets exploding?
In the orbituaries.
What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
When should astronauts retire?
When they start spacing out.
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
Those who study the moon for their course or as a habit, are optimists. And that is because they look at the brighter side always.
What currency do astronauts use in space?
Starbucks.
Have you heard about the latest restaurant that opened up on moon?
No, how is that restaurant?
How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
My daughter asked me, "Why are the two planets coming close together?"
"Well, you see... When two planets love each other they can come together in holy astro nomy."
Which hot drinks space people like? Gravi-tea.
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?
A Coco-naut
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket.
What are Astronauts doing when they do a mistake?
They Apollogize
What do you call a fashionable, but judgmental monster who howls at the moon?
A What Not To Wear-Wolf.
How does one astronaut says sorry on the moon tell another astronaut? He Apollo-gises.
When you cross summer sun with summer pun you get summer fun.
I could have been an astronaut...
but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
What do you call a person really crazy about the moon
A lunatic.
What are the best kind of flowers to get your girlfriend after screwing up?
Whoopsie Daisies
An astronaut who normally fails on a weightlessness experiment, might surely be aware of the gravity of the situation.
What do moon people do after they get married?What do moon people do after they get married?
Go on their honeyearth.
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
Why do you think is the moon bald? Because it has no ‘air.
Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
Which channels do the asteroids like to watch? The comet-y channel.
Why wouldn’t the Moon come to the Sun’s funeral?
It isn’t a mourning person
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
I’m currently reading a book on anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put it down.
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.
How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
He apollo-gises.
Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.
Why will you not want to give a bath to the Saturn? It would then leave a ring around the tub.
I thought about studying the astronomy for my university. But then I thought, I would just be taking up space.
What is suns favorite chocolate bar?
A milky way.
How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
They planet.
Why is the moon so conceited at times?
It becomes full of itself.
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