What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
This year, I've really enjoyed watching 'Planet Earth'.
It's a shame that it only has four seasons.
What is an astronaut's favorite candy bar?
Milky way.
What do you call two celebrities who get into a gun fight?
One is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
Happy bEarthday!
Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?
Because they've got the Write Stuff.
How much far can you see with your naked eyes, on a clear day? 92,955,807 miles (to the sun).
What do you call a meal from the moon?
A satellite dish.
What will a space turkey say to another one? Hubble Hubble.
How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?
He achieved escape velocity.
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
How do you organise a welcome party for an alien race?
You planet.
What do you call the Earth when it is quaking?
Shakesphere.
What do you think the boy star told the girl star? I really glow for you.
An astronaut did a huge crime. He broke the law of gravity and hence, got a suspended sentence.
Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?
It keeps the oceans tidy.
I could have been an astronaut...
but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?
They would’ve been lunatics.
Why did the cosmonaut take his dog to the vet?
He came down with a stellar case of lunar tics.
Scientists have found that the center of Jupiter… has the letter i.
How do astronauts cook their meals?
With a Space Heater!
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
The Spacebar.
Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
I know she means well.
Why does Venus have a crush on the sun?
Because the sun is really hot.
What did the astronaut cook for lunch? An unidentifiable frying object.
How does one astronaut says sorry on the moon tell another astronaut? He Apollo-gises.
What kind of magazines would the planets prefer to read? Cosmos.
What is a lightyear?
The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
What is suns favorite chocolate bar?
A milky way.
Why don't aliens get hungry after being blasted into space?
Because they've just had a big launch.
Why do astronauts use linux?
because you can't open windows in space.
Where do Astronauts go to the bathroom?
Where no one has gone before.
Why do all kids want to be an astronaut?
Because there is no pressure.
What if the earth was both round and flat?
Would it be called cylindearth?
How many ears do you think a Spock has? Three. A right ear, left ear, and a final front ear.
What currency do astronauts use in space?
Starbucks.
What holds the moon up?
Moonbeams!
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star.
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might."
Why can’t people hear your scream in the space? Because it’s miles away.
My wife will never forget falling asleep in the sun with her breast exposed.
It’s forever burned in her mammary.
What do you think holds the moon up? Moonbeams.
What do aliens prefer to drink?
Gravi-tea.
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