When a planet dies, does it get an orbituary?
How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
He apollo-gises.
What kind of magazines would the planets prefer to read? Cosmos.
Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was NOT worth the trip.
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It's pasteurized before you see it.
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?
Beer is the greatest beverage on earth.
That's my pint of view, anyway.
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
Becoming a space pilot is not easy. It requires a good altitude.
Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before.
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
Why does nobody invite Jupiter to the space parties? Because he has too much gas, always…
What holds the moon up?
Moonbeams!
How does a quarter moon always feel?
Crestfallen.
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket.
What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
Mooning is very ASStrological
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
What kind of music would planets prefer to hear? NepTUNEs.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts.
I could have been an astronaut...
but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
What do the astronauts put on their lunch toast? Space jam.
How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?
He achieved escape velocity.
What all kinds of stars wear the sunglasses? The movie stars.
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.
Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner.
Why did the Sun never got into college? Because it already has quite a million degrees!
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star.
What did Mars tell to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime!
What do you call two celebrities who get into a gun fight?
One is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.
How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
They planet.
What do you call a person really crazy about the moon
A lunatic.
Which channels do the asteroids like to watch? The comet-y channel.
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.
Mountains aren't just funny.
They're hill areas.
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
What do you think holds the moon up? Moonbeams.
Those who study the moon for their course or as a habit, are optimists. And that is because they look at the brighter side always.
What will you call a crazy spaceman? An astronaut.
Why did the police arrest the star? That’s becuase it was a shooting star.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
Why is the taste of moon rock better than that of Earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor.
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
They're calling the spaceship the Apollo-G.
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
What do you think the boy star told the girl star? I really glow for you.
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