How does a quarter moon always feel?
Crestfallen.
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket.
Beer is the greatest beverage on earth.
That's my pint of view, anyway.
What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
When you cross summer sun with summer pun you get summer fun.
If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park
There's a spaceman.
What is suns favorite chocolate bar?
A milky way.
How many ears do you think a Spock has? Three. A right ear, left ear, and a final front ear.
What kind of music would planets prefer to hear? NepTUNEs.
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.
There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.
Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner.
What all kinds of stars wear the sunglasses? The movie stars.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts.
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.
He's over the moon!He's over the moon!
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
Astronaut 1: I can't find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
What did Mars tell to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime!
A sun walks into a black hole.
The black hole says to the sun "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation".
Why will you not want to give a bath to the Saturn? It would then leave a ring around the tub.
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
He got stuck in Orbit.
How can astronauts get more protein in their diet? They make it meteor.
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
What's E.T. short for?
Because he's got little legs.
How much far can you see with your naked eyes, on a clear day? 92,955,807 miles (to the sun).
What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?
Saturn Uranus.
What do you call an alien spaceship that's leaking water?
A crying saucer.
What will you call a crazy spaceman? An astronaut.
Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.
What did the astronaut cook for lunch? An unidentifiable frying object.
What do you call a wizard aboard a spacecraft?
A flying sorcerer.
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
Mooning is very ASStrological
Why did you guys not laugh at my space puns? Because there way to Sirius.
What do you call two celebrities who get into a gun fight?
One is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.
Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?
Because they've got the Write Stuff.
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
Warning! Do not look at the sun through a colander.
You'll strain your eyes.
Living on Earth might be expensive. But we surely get a free trip around the sun every year!
What kind of light goes around the earth? A Satel-lite.
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
They're calling the spaceship the Apollo-G.
How does a Man cut his hair on the moon? Eclipse it.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
Are Earth and Moon good friends? Yes, they’ve been going around together for many years now.
Where can you read about planets exploding?
In the orbituaries.
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