What do the astronauts put on their lunch toast? Space jam.
How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
Scientists permit us to see the sun in different light.
How did the astronaut die?
exposure to Mercury.
What type of elements know everybody on earth?
Met-all.
What is the angriest place on Earth?
Ire-land
He knew literally everything about the constellations. Some might even say that his knowledge of the night sky was astronomical.
Why people did not like the restaurant on? Because there was literally no atmosphere.
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
When astronauts die, the local papers run an orbituary.
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
How does one astronaut says sorry on the moon tell another astronaut? He Apollo-gises.
The sun replies: I hurt everyone when they come close to me.
What holds the moon up?
Moonbeams!
Is that the Dog star? You can’t be Sirius!
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"No sun."
What do you call an overweight alien?
An extra cholesterol.
What do you call a meal from the moon?
A satellite dish.
Where do aliens park their flying saucers?
At a parking meteor.
What currency do astronauts use in space?
Starbucks.
SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult
Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight.
Have you found the center of gravity yet? It’s the letter v.
Why did you guys not laugh at my space puns? Because there way to Sirius.
"I heard some dictator wants to move the Earth further from the sun."
"Why??"
"Because it will take longer to make a full revolution."
What did the astronaut cook for lunch? An unidentifiable frying object.
When a planet dies, does it get an orbituary?
Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?
Because they've got the Write Stuff.
How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
He apollo-gises.
What kind of magazines would the planets prefer to read? Cosmos.
What makes politicians and planets similar?
They both take up space.
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
Which candy do astronauts like? Marsbar.
What do you call an alien spaceship that goes from planet to planet to planet? A UF-hoe.
What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?
A Coco-naut
How will you have communion in the space if you won’t have mass?
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
Reading sun puns while sunbathing make one well red.
Are Earth and Moon good friends? Yes, they’ve been going around together for many years now.
Why is Jupiter so sad and heartbroken? Because his crush wants a plutonic relationship with him.
Why did the Sun never got into college? Because it already has quite a million degrees!
Why did the police arrest the star? That’s becuase it was a shooting star.
What do you think walking on the moon is like?
Not very impactful.
Two astronauts who were dating, met up for a launch date.
I’m currently reading a book on anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put it down.
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
I could have been an astronaut...
but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
Have you heard about the chef on space station? He’s not that much of an astronaut, but his food is literally out of this world!
Why is the moon so conceited at times?
It becomes full of itself.
I would have gone to space, but the cost is astronomical!
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