What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.
What will you do if you come across a green alien? I’ll simply wait until it’s ripe.
When does the moon gets his/her stomach full? During full moon.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
It is difficult to hold up a trouser. How does Jupiter does it? Simply, with an asteroid belt.
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
How did the astronaut die?
exposure to Mercury.
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.
He's over the moon!He's over the moon!
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
What do you call a person really crazy about the moon
A lunatic.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees!
What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?
Saturn Uranus.
Mooning is very ASStrological
What kind of magazines would the planets prefer to read? Cosmos.
What do you call a fashionable, but judgmental monster who howls at the moon?
A What Not To Wear-Wolf.
What do you think they use in space, when they run out of the drinking cups? The Big Dipper.
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was NOT worth the trip.
Why is Jupiter so sad and heartbroken? Because his crush wants a plutonic relationship with him.
Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
What spread do astronauts use on their toast?
. . . Space jam
Why can’t people hear your scream in the space? Because it’s miles away.
If athletes can get “Athletes foot”, what can astronauts get? Missile Toe.
I telephoned the tennis star Serena Williams for an interview and asked her, “What’s your favourite planet?”
Her: It’s Venus.
Me: Sorry Venus, would you put Serena on the phone?
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
How does a quarter moon always feel?
Crestfallen.
How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
He apollo-gises.
How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?
He achieved escape velocity.
Which channels do the asteroids like to watch? The comet-y channel.
Why did the cow go right up to the spaceship? To see the Mooooooooooon.
How do astronauts cook their meals?
With a Space Heater!
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t exactly well rounded.
Warning! Do not look at the sun through a colander.
You'll strain your eyes.
What kind of light goes around the earth? A Satel-lite.
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
What do the astronauts put on their lunch toast? Space jam.
Where do the astronauts park their vehicles? At the parking meteors.
What is an astronauts favourite type of shirt?
Apollo
How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
They planet.
The satellite went into the orbit, right on January 1st, causing a New Year’s revolution.
Have you heard about the chef on space station? He’s not that much of an astronaut, but his food is literally out of this world!
Why does nobody invite Jupiter to the space parties? Because he has too much gas, always…
What do aliens prefer to drink?
Gravi-tea.
What if the earth was both round and flat?
Would it be called cylindearth?
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
When NASA will put 20 heads of cattle into the outer space, it will be the 1st herd shot around the entire world.
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
Have you found the center of gravity yet? It’s the letter v.
A sun walks into a black hole.
The black hole says to the sun "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation".
An astronaut did a huge crime. He broke the law of gravity and hence, got a suspended sentence.
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