I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t exactly well rounded.
Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.
How do astronauts cook their meals?
With a Space Heater!
How can astronauts get more protein in their diet? They make it meteor.
What do you call the Earth when it is quaking?
Shakesphere.
Why does nobody invite Jupiter to the space parties? Because he has too much gas, always…
What do you call a fashionable, but judgmental monster who howls at the moon?
A What Not To Wear-Wolf.
I would have gone to space, but the cost is astronomical!
What makes politicians and planets similar?
They both take up space.
Why did the cow go right up to the spaceship? To see the Mooooooooooon.
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
Have you found the center of gravity yet? It’s the letter v.
What do aliens prefer to drink?
Gravi-tea.
Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon?
The food is good but it lacks atmosphere.
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
I dare you to lie that you didn’t find all these space puns hilarious. Th
What do you think they use in space, when they run out of the drinking cups? The Big Dipper.
Two astronauts who were dating, met up for a launch date.
Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before.
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
“That’s just spam.”
When does the moon gets his/her stomach full? During full moon.
Have you heard about the latest restaurant that opened up on moon?
No, how is that restaurant?
Why will you not want to give a bath to the Saturn? It would then leave a ring around the tub.
What did Earth say to the other planets?
Wow you guys have no life.
Why can’t people hear your scream in the space? Because it’s miles away.
The sun replies: I hurt everyone when they come close to me.
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
Cassini spacecraft took pictures of both Saturn and Earth. It was literally the best of both worlds.
What did Mars tell to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime!
What did the astronaut cook for lunch? An unidentifiable frying object.
Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
They're a little meteor.
How does one astronaut says sorry on the moon tell another astronaut? He Apollo-gises.
What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.
Why is the taste of moon rock better than that of Earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor.
Scientists permit us to see the sun in different light.
How many astronomers will it take to just change a lightbulb? None, they like the dark.
Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they'll change it back.
It's only a phase, after all.
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
I know she means well.
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
The Spacebar.
I’m currently reading a book on anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put it down.
What do the astronauts put on their lunch toast? Space jam.
What various kinds of fishes live in space? Starfish.
What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
Why do you think is the moon bald? Because it has no ‘air.
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
Where do you think the astronauts keep their sandwiches? In the launch-box.