A sun walks into a black hole.
The black hole says to the sun "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation".
If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
What do you think the boy star told the girl star? I really glow for you.
When you cross summer sun with summer pun you get summer fun.
Why do you think is the moon bald? Because it has no ‘air.
What do you call an alien spaceship that's leaking water?
A crying saucer.
Why did the police arrest the star? That’s becuase it was a shooting star.
What do you call a fashionable, but judgmental monster who howls at the moon?
A What Not To Wear-Wolf.
How many ears do you think a Spock has? Three. A right ear, left ear, and a final front ear.
Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon?
The food is good but it lacks atmosphere.
Beer is the greatest beverage on earth.
That's my pint of view, anyway.
I could have been an astronaut...
but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
What did Earth say to the other planets?
Wow you guys have no life.
How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
Why wouldn’t the Moon come to the Sun’s funeral?
It isn’t a mourning person
Why did you guys not laugh at my space puns? Because there way to Sirius.
Why an astronaut can be said similar to a football player? They both strive for touchdowns!
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
How does a quarter moon always feel?
Crestfallen.
I've finally started to believe that Pluto is not really a planet...
Especially when I saw him in a cartoon.
Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might."
When astronauts die, the local papers run an orbituary.
Why did the cosmonaut take his dog to the vet?
He came down with a stellar case of lunar tics.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
"I heard some dictator wants to move the Earth further from the sun."
"Why??"
"Because it will take longer to make a full revolution."
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t exactly well rounded.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
Where do aliens park their flying saucers?
At a parking meteor.
Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.
Where do the astronauts park their vehicles? At the parking meteors.
Why does Venus have a crush on the sun?
Because the sun is really hot.
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
Happy bEarthday!
Mountains aren't just funny.
They're hill areas.
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me."
Warning! Do not look at the sun through a colander.
You'll strain your eyes.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees!
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
Why can’t people hear your scream in the space? Because it’s miles away.
What’s the suns favorite clothes brand?
Kelvin Klein.
What do you call a wizard aboard a spacecraft?
A flying sorcerer.
What did Neil Armstrong say when people didn't laugh at his moon jokes?
"I guess you had to be there."
When does the moon gets his/her stomach full? During full moon.
Why is the taste of moon rock better than that of Earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor.
What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
What kind of light goes around the earth? A Satel-lite.
I dare you to lie that you didn’t find all these space puns hilarious. Th
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