There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.
Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner.
What did the astronaut cook for lunch? An unidentifiable frying object.
An astronaut did a huge crime. He broke the law of gravity and hence, got a suspended sentence.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
Every time when I see a picture of something amazing in space, I usually say “That’s totally far out.”
Where can you read about planets exploding?
In the orbituaries.
How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
What kind of music would planets prefer to hear? NepTUNEs.
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
Two astronauts who were dating, met up for a launch date.
Why is Jupiter so sad and heartbroken? Because his crush wants a plutonic relationship with him.
It is difficult to hold up a trouser. How does Jupiter does it? Simply, with an asteroid belt.
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
What do you call two celebrities who get into a gun fight?
One is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
He got stuck in Orbit.
My daughter asked me, "Why are the two planets coming close together?"
"Well, you see... When two planets love each other they can come together in holy astro nomy."
What do you call a wizard aboard a spacecraft?
A flying sorcerer.
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?
A Coco-naut
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
They planet.
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
How will you come to know when the moon will go broke? It would happen when moon is down to its last quarter.
What time do spacemen get up? Alien in the morning.
Warning! Do not look at the sun through a colander.
You'll strain your eyes.
Have you heard about the chef on space station? He’s not that much of an astronaut, but his food is literally out of this world!
Why do astronauts use linux?
because you can't open windows in space.
What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?
Saturn Uranus.
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
Why will you not want to give a bath to the Saturn? It would then leave a ring around the tub.
What do you think holds the moon up? Moonbeams.
When you cross summer sun with summer pun you get summer fun.
Why an astronaut can be said similar to a football player? They both strive for touchdowns!
He knew literally everything about the constellations. Some might even say that his knowledge of the night sky was astronomical.
What’s the suns favorite clothes brand?
Kelvin Klein.
How much far can you see with your naked eyes, on a clear day? 92,955,807 miles (to the sun).
Why is the moon so conceited at times?
It becomes full of itself.
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
They're calling the spaceship the Apollo-G.
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.
Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket.
Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before.
What do you think the boy star told the girl star? I really glow for you.
Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they'll change it back.
It's only a phase, after all.
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star.
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