What do you call a wizard aboard a spacecraft?
A flying sorcerer.
Have you heard about the chef on space station? He’s not that much of an astronaut, but his food is literally out of this world!
It is difficult to hold up a trouser. How does Jupiter does it? Simply, with an asteroid belt.
Astronaut 1: I can't find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
How can astronauts get more protein in their diet? They make it meteor.
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
“That’s just spam.”
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
A space fish is usually called starfish.
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
I dare you to lie that you didn’t find all these space puns hilarious. Th
What's E.T. short for?
Because he's got little legs.
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was NOT worth the trip.
I could have been an astronaut...
but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
What do you think they use in space, when they run out of the drinking cups? The Big Dipper.
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might."
What is an astronaut's favorite candy bar?
Milky way.
What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park
There's a spaceman.
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket.
How does a quarter moon always feel?
Crestfallen.
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
What do you think holds the moon up? Moonbeams.
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
They're calling the spaceship the Apollo-G.
Why is the moon so conceited at times?
It becomes full of itself.
Why did the cosmonaut take his dog to the vet?
He came down with a stellar case of lunar tics.
What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?
Because they've got the Write Stuff.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
What do you call an alien spaceship that's leaking water?
A crying saucer.
Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?
It keeps the oceans tidy.
Why should the Sun get into a school? To get brighter.
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
Have you heard about the latest restaurant that opened up on moon?
No, how is that restaurant?
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
How will you come to know when the moon will go broke? It would happen when moon is down to its last quarter.
I've finally started to believe that Pluto is not really a planet...
Especially when I saw him in a cartoon.
What currency do astronauts use in space?
Starbucks.
Where do Astronauts go to the bathroom?
Where no one has gone before.
The earth's rotation really makes my day.
What do you call a person really crazy about the moon
A lunatic.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
Have you found the center of gravity yet? It’s the letter v.
How much far can you see with your naked eyes, on a clear day? 92,955,807 miles (to the sun).
Why does Venus have a crush on the sun?
Because the sun is really hot.
Which hot drinks space people like? Gravi-tea.
Are Earth and Moon good friends? Yes, they’ve been going around together for many years now.
If athletes can get “Athletes foot”, what can astronauts get? Missile Toe.
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
Why is the taste of moon rock better than that of Earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor.
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