Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
What will you call a crazy spaceman? An astronaut.
My daughter asked me, "Why are the two planets coming close together?"
"Well, you see... When two planets love each other they can come together in holy astro nomy."
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
When you cross summer sun with summer pun you get summer fun.
What do the astronauts put on their lunch toast? Space jam.
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It's pasteurized before you see it.
The sun replies: I hurt everyone when they come close to me.
How does one astronaut says sorry on the moon tell another astronaut? He Apollo-gises.
How many astronomers will it take to just change a lightbulb? None, they like the dark.
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.
He's over the moon!He's over the moon!
A space fish is usually called starfish.
What kind of light goes around the earth? A Satel-lite.
Reading sun puns while sunbathing make one well red.
What do moon people do after they get married?What do moon people do after they get married?
Go on their honeyearth.
How does a quarter moon always feel?
Crestfallen.
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star.
Which hot drinks space people like? Gravi-tea.
My wife will never forget falling asleep in the sun with her breast exposed.
It’s forever burned in her mammary.
Where can you read about planets exploding?
In the orbituaries.
Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon?
The food is good but it lacks atmosphere.
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
Happy bEarthday!
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me."
An astronaut did a huge crime. He broke the law of gravity and hence, got a suspended sentence.
How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
They planet.
Is that the Dog star? You can’t be Sirius!
An astronaut who normally fails on a weightlessness experiment, might surely be aware of the gravity of the situation.
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
When should astronauts retire?
When they start spacing out.
Why does NASA give astronauts pencils to use in space?
Because they've got the Write Stuff.
Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
Why is the taste of moon rock better than that of Earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor.
What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?
They would’ve been lunatics.
What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?
A Coco-naut
Why do astronauts use linux?
because you can't open windows in space.
Why is the moon a wanted criminal?
It’s constantly mooning people.
What's E.T. short for?
Because he's got little legs.
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
What do you call a wizard aboard a spacecraft?
A flying sorcerer.
Any proof that Saturn married more than once? Well, he do has a lot of rings.
What do you call two celebrities who get into a gun fight?
One is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.
What do you think walking on the moon is like?
Not very impactful.
Beer is the greatest beverage on earth.
That's my pint of view, anyway.
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
They're calling the spaceship the Apollo-G.
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