How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
Every time when I see a picture of something amazing in space, I usually say “That’s totally far out.”
What do you think walking on the moon is like?
Not very impactful.
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket.
What kind of music would planets prefer to hear? NepTUNEs.
Tomorrow the planet will be one year older..
Happy bEarthday!
Why is the taste of moon rock better than that of Earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts.
Well, there are mixed reviews. People say the food is great. But there is no atmosphere or ambience.
What do aliens prefer to drink?
Gravi-tea.
What do you call two celebrities who get into a gun fight?
One is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.
What spread do astronauts use on their toast?
. . . Space jam
Why did the cow go right up to the spaceship? To see the Mooooooooooon.
What would’ve happen if the Apollo astronauts stayed on the lunar surface for too long?
They would’ve been lunatics.
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
When you cross summer sun with summer pun you get summer fun.
When astronauts die, the local papers run an orbituary.
What type of elements know everybody on earth?
Met-all.
I dare you to lie that you didn’t find all these space puns hilarious. Th
What are Astronauts doing when they do a mistake?
They Apollogize
Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?
It keeps the oceans tidy.
What is the best way to observe the two planets between Jupiter and Neptune?
Saturn Uranus.
Did you know milk is the fastest liquid on the planet?
It's pasteurized before you see it.
He knew literally everything about the constellations. Some might even say that his knowledge of the night sky was astronomical.
What is an astronaut's favorite candy bar?
Milky way.
Mooning is very ASStrological
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
Why is Jupiter so sad and heartbroken? Because his crush wants a plutonic relationship with him.
What do you call an alien spaceship that goes from planet to planet to planet? A UF-hoe.
Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon?
The food is good but it lacks atmosphere.
Where do Astronauts go to the bathroom?
Where no one has gone before.
Why haven't the aliens visited earth yet?
They read the reviews... only one star.
What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?
A Coco-naut
What is a lightyear?
The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
He apollo-gises.
What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
What do you do when your friend is a claustrophobic astronaut?
You give him a little space.
Which candy do astronauts like? Marsbar.
When a planet dies, does it get an orbituary?
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
How did the space criminal escape from the prison planet?
He achieved escape velocity.
Why will you not want to give a bath to the Saturn? It would then leave a ring around the tub.
What kind of magazines would the planets prefer to read? Cosmos.
What's E.T. short for?
Because he's got little legs.
How many ears do you think a Spock has? Three. A right ear, left ear, and a final front ear.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees!
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