What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t exactly well rounded.
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
“That’s just spam.”
What are Astronauts doing when they do a mistake?
They Apollogize
How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
Astronaut 1: I can't find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
Why did the cow go right up to the spaceship? To see the Mooooooooooon.
Why do astronauts use linux?
because you can't open windows in space.
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
He got stuck in Orbit.
Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
Where do Astronauts go to the bathroom?
Where no one has gone before.
Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might."
If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult
Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight.
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
How does a quarter moon always feel?
Crestfallen.
When a planet dies, does it get an orbituary?
The satellite went into the orbit, right on January 1st, causing a New Year’s revolution.
I could have been an astronaut...
but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
How do you get a baby alien to sleep?
Rocket.
What all kinds of stars wear the sunglasses? The movie stars.
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
How much far can you see with your naked eyes, on a clear day? 92,955,807 miles (to the sun).
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
You rocket.
"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"
"No sun."
Scientists have found that the center of Jupiter… has the letter i.
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
What do you think holds the moon up? Moonbeams.
Why an astronaut can be said similar to a football player? They both strive for touchdowns!
Is that the Dog star? You can’t be Sirius!
How many ears do you think a Spock has? Three. A right ear, left ear, and a final front ear.
What type of elements know everybody on earth?
Met-all.
There's this vampire who's more powerful than any other, because he can't be hurt by the sun
All other vampires pale in comparison.
What do you call a fashionable, but judgmental monster who howls at the moon?
A What Not To Wear-Wolf.
I debated a flat earther once. He stormed off saying he’d walk to the edge of the Earth to prove me wrong.
He’ll come around eventually.
How does one astronaut says sorry on the moon tell another astronaut? He Apollo-gises.
I thought about studying the astronomy for my university. But then I thought, I would just be taking up space.
Where do astronauts go for lunch?
Apollo Loco.
Have you found the center of gravity yet? It’s the letter v.
What do you think walking on the moon is like?
Not very impactful.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
How many astronomers will it take to just change a lightbulb? None, they like the dark.
Why wouldn’t the Moon come to the Sun’s funeral?
It isn’t a mourning person
"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me."
How did the astronaut die?
exposure to Mercury.
Reading sun puns while sunbathing make one well red.
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