What is an astronauts favourite type of shirt?
Apollo
What type of songs do planets sing?
Nep-Tunes.
What is suns favorite chocolate bar?
A milky way.
An astronaut broke up with his girlfriend
Apparently he didn't love her to the moon and back.
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
He knew literally everything about the constellations. Some might even say that his knowledge of the night sky was astronomical.
"Hi, I'm Buzz Aldrin. Second person to step on the moon.
Neil before me."
What type of elements know everybody on earth?
Met-all.
What did Mars tell to Saturn? Give me a ring sometime!
What do you call a wizard aboard a spacecraft?
A flying sorcerer.
How do astronauts cook their meals?
With a Space Heater!
I’m currently reading a book on anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put it down.
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
Why would a cow want to go to space? To see the Milky Way.
Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
Elon Musk is now the richest person on the planet.
Space X has really taken off this past year.
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
Warning! Do not look at the sun through a colander.
You'll strain your eyes.
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
They're a little meteor.
What will you do if you come across a green alien? I’ll simply wait until it’s ripe.
Why does Moon goes to the bank? To change his quarters.
What makes politicians and planets similar?
They both take up space.
There's this vampire who's more powerful than any other, because he can't be hurt by the sun
All other vampires pale in comparison.
If athletes can get “Athletes foot”, what can astronauts get? Missile Toe.
How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
They planet.
When God integrated Planet Earth, he didn’t forget his integral calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
This year, I've really enjoyed watching 'Planet Earth'.
It's a shame that it only has four seasons.
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?
Every time when I see a picture of something amazing in space, I usually say “That’s totally far out.”
How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
What planet is next to Uranus?
Poopiter.
Why did the cow go right up to the spaceship? To see the Mooooooooooon.
Old astronomers got so tired of waiting for the sun to go down, that they decided to pack it up and call it a day.
When does the moon gets his/her stomach full? During full moon.
What is the angriest place on Earth?
Ire-land
What do you do when your friend is a claustrophobic astronaut?
You give him a little space.
How will you have communion in the space if you won’t have mass?
What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park
There's a spaceman.
How can astronauts get more protein in their diet? They make it meteor.
When you cross summer sun with summer pun you get summer fun.
Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?
It keeps the oceans tidy.
What will a space turkey say to another one? Hubble Hubble.
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
Why did the Sun never got into college? Because it already has quite a million degrees!
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
I know she means well.
Mooning is very ASStrological
SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult
Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight.
What if the earth was both round and flat?
Would it be called cylindearth?