What spread do astronauts use on their toast?
. . . Space jam
Why don't aliens get hungry after being blasted into space?
Because they've just had a big launch.
A sun walks into a black hole.
The black hole says to the sun "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation".
What will you do if you come across a green alien? I’ll simply wait until it’s ripe.
Why do you think is the moon bald? Because it has no ‘air.
Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.
An astronaut did a huge crime. He broke the law of gravity and hence, got a suspended sentence.
Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they'll change it back.
It's only a phase, after all.
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth we can read maps backwards!" and I thought to myself...
“That’s just spam.”
What currency do astronauts use in space?
Starbucks.
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
How do you organise a welcome party for an alien race?
You planet.
What do you call an alien spaceship that's leaking water?
A crying saucer.
I dare you to lie that you didn’t find all these space puns hilarious. Th
How many ears do you think a Spock has? Three. A right ear, left ear, and a final front ear.
Why did you guys not laugh at my space puns? Because there way to Sirius.
How much far can you see with your naked eyes, on a clear day? 92,955,807 miles (to the sun).
Scientists have found that the center of Jupiter… has the letter i.
Why does the earth appreciate the moon so much?
It keeps the oceans tidy.
What do you call a meal from the moon?
A satellite dish.
Is that the Dog star? You can’t be Sirius!
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
He apollo-gises.
He knew literally everything about the constellations. Some might even say that his knowledge of the night sky was astronomical.
The satellite went into the orbit, right on January 1st, causing a New Year’s revolution.
There’s a lot of proposals on cleaning up space in earth’s orbit from broken satellites.
Looks like they’ll need a vacuum cleaner.
Why don't pets make good astronauts?
They're afraid of the spay station
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
Mountains aren't just funny.
They're hill areas.
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
What did Earth say to the other planets?
Wow you guys have no life.
Flat-Earthers hate the fact our planet is spherical, whereas Asgard is flat.
It's a Thor subject for them.
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.
He's over the moon!He's over the moon!
The sun is mad at the clouds because the clouds keep throwing shade.
If an astronaut steps on chewing gum then what will happen to him? He will simply be stuck on the Orbit.
What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?
A Coco-naut
When does the moon gets his/her stomach full? During full moon.
I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory.
I mean, the arguments for it aren’t exactly well rounded.
What is the angriest place on Earth?
Ire-land
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
Every time when I see a picture of something amazing in space, I usually say “That’s totally far out.”
How will you have communion in the space if you won’t have mass?
Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might."
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
He got stuck in Orbit.
How do planets staying busy during hunting season?
By shooting stars.
"I heard some dictator wants to move the Earth further from the sun."
"Why??"
"Because it will take longer to make a full revolution."
Have you heard about some bones on the moon? Looks like the cow couldn’t make it after all.
How will you come to know when the moon will go broke? It would happen when moon is down to its last quarter.
Have you heard about the latest restaurant that opened up on moon?
No, how is that restaurant?
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