Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?
Where can you read about planets exploding?
In the orbituaries.
An astronaut broke up with his girlfriend
Apparently he didn't love her to the moon and back.
What kind of music would planets prefer to hear? NepTUNEs.
Why don't pets make good astronauts?
They're afraid of the spay station
What do you think walking on the moon is like?
Not very impactful.
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
What do you think the boy star told the girl star? I really glow for you.
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
He got stuck in Orbit.
Sun to Earth, on the night of 31st December:
"Let's have another round, shall we?"
A sun walks into a black hole.
The black hole says to the sun "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation".
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
What did the astronaut cook for lunch? An unidentifiable frying object.
What spread do astronauts use on their toast?
. . . Space jam
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.
He's over the moon!He's over the moon!
How can astronauts get more protein in their diet? They make it meteor.
Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.
A space fish is usually called starfish.
Why is the moon so conceited at times?
It becomes full of itself.
Where do the astronauts park their vehicles? At the parking meteors.
What do aliens prefer to drink?
Gravi-tea.
Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
The sun replies: I hurt everyone when they come close to me.
Where do you think the astronauts keep their sandwiches? In the launch-box.
Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
They're a little meteor.
If athletes can get “Athletes foot”, what can astronauts get? Missile Toe.
My daughter asked me, "Why are the two planets coming close together?"
"Well, you see... When two planets love each other they can come together in holy astro nomy."
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
Mooning is very ASStrological
How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.
When you cross summer sun with summer pun you get summer fun.
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
Why is the taste of moon rock better than that of Earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor.
What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park
There's a spaceman.
How many astronomers will it take to just change a lightbulb? None, they like the dark.
What various kinds of fishes live in space? Starfish.
What do you call a fashionable, but judgmental monster who howls at the moon?
A What Not To Wear-Wolf.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
What is suns favorite chocolate bar?
A milky way.
How do astronauts cook their meals?
With a Space Heater!
Why did you guys not laugh at my space puns? Because there way to Sirius.
Why does Moon goes to the bank? To change his quarters.
I dare you to lie that you didn’t find all these space puns hilarious. Th
What type of elements know everybody on earth?
Met-all.
What do you call an alien spaceship that's leaking water?
A crying saucer.
What holds the moon up?
Moonbeams!
Why do you think is the moon bald? Because it has no ‘air.
What is a lightyear?
The same as a regular year, but with less calories.