Any proof that Saturn married more than once? Well, he do has a lot of rings.
What do you think the boy star told the girl star? I really glow for you.
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.
He's over the moon!He's over the moon!
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
Why don't aliens get hungry after being blasted into space?
Because they've just had a big launch.
How does one astronaut says sorry on the moon tell another astronaut? He Apollo-gises.
Have you heard the one about the spaceship that came to Earth?
Never mind its over your head.
How will you save yourself if you come across an aggressive alien? Give him some space.
What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?
A Coco-naut
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
They're calling the spaceship the Apollo-G.
When God integrated Planet Earth, he didn’t forget his integral calculus lesson.
He remembered to add the sea.
What do aliens prefer to drink?
Gravi-tea.
My daughter asked me, "Why are the two planets coming close together?"
"Well, you see... When two planets love each other they can come together in holy astro nomy."
What will a space turkey say to another one? Hubble Hubble.
Last evening I walked up the hill in the park to see the planets. Stumbled over a lip in the concrete and went down pretty hard. Ripped pants and skinned hands and knees. When I got to the top I couldn't see a thing.
The view was NOT worth the trip.
Astronaut 1: I can't find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
A sun walks into a black hole.
The black hole says to the sun "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation".
Every time when I see a picture of something amazing in space, I usually say “That’s totally far out.”
What does Earth get on Earth day ?
A birthday quake !
People gave the sun a rating.
It was only one star.
How did the astronaut die?
exposure to Mercury.
He knew literally everything about the constellations. Some might even say that his knowledge of the night sky was astronomical.
Why these days, the Moon is up till so late? Don’t worry, it is just going through a phase.
Why does Moon goes to the bank? To change his quarters.
Why an astronaut can be said similar to a football player? They both strive for touchdowns!
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
If athletes can get “Athletes foot”, what can astronauts get? Missile Toe.
I could have been an astronaut...
but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
What do you think they use in space, when they run out of the drinking cups? The Big Dipper.
What time do spacemen get up? Alien in the morning.
Why did you guys not laugh at my space puns? Because there way to Sirius.
Where do astronauts go for lunch?
Apollo Loco.
I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me.
What do you call a wizard aboard a spacecraft?
A flying sorcerer.
Mountains aren't just funny.
They're hill areas.
How do you organise a welcome party for an alien race?
You planet.
I’m currently reading a book on anti-gravity and it’s impossible to put it down.
What do you think holds the moon up? Moonbeams.
What do you call a meal from the moon?
A satellite dish.
Why is the taste of moon rock better than that of Earth rock? Because it’s a little meteor.
Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might."
What will you do when you will see a spaceman? You will simply park your car, man!
The moon asked the sun: Buddy when you are so hot, why are you single yet?
What makes politicians and planets similar?
They both take up space.
What kind of magazines would the planets prefer to read? Cosmos.
What type of elements know everybody on earth?
Met-all.
I thought about studying the astronomy for my university. But then I thought, I would just be taking up space.
Which channels do the asteroids like to watch? The comet-y channel.
How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
He apollo-gises.
Why people did not like the restaurant on? Because there was literally no atmosphere.
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