Why people did not like the restaurant on? Because there was literally no atmosphere.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
Do scientists who study the sun have a flare for research?
I've finally started to believe that Pluto is not really a planet...
Especially when I saw him in a cartoon.
How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
He apollo-gises.
A sun walks into a black hole.
The black hole says to the sun "I don't think you understand the gravity of this situation".
Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they'll change it back.
It's only a phase, after all.
If athletes can get “Athletes foot”, what can astronauts get? Missile Toe.
What time do spacemen get up? Alien in the morning.
SpaceX is launching astronauts today with a new space catapult
Bringing forth a new era of crude spaceflight.
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