Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
Did you see that all the snow and ice are melting?
I thaw!
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
What do you call a whirlwind winter romance?
Love at frost sight!
Fall is coll-arding; it’s time to leave.
This autumn, the garden told the mower to leaf him alone in peace.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
Everyone teased the snowman for having a pointy nose, but he didn’t carrot all.
What do you say when you are happy with how life has been weeks before Easter? It’s so far been an egg-cellent spring.
Why didn’t the newlyweds plant any flowers this spring?
They were too busy planting kisses!
What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
The Great Barrier Leaf.