"On cloud wine."
"Read between the wines."
"Time to wine down."
"Another glass? Wine not?!"
"Love the wine you're with."
"Be kind, re-wine."
What time do ladies drink wine?
At Wine O'Clock.
Wine Lovers Rhyme: A friend of wine is a friend of mine!
"You're the wine that I want."
"Adulting makes me wine."
"It's wine o'clock."
"Partners in wine."
Oh no! My wine glass is empty. Somebody call Wine-One-One!
"Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine."
"No wine left behind."
"Say you'll be wine."
You’re wine in a million.
What kind of wine do traffic cops like best?
Fine wine!
"Wine a little, laugh a lot."
Why do winos love cheap wine puns?
Because wine snobs hate them!
"Oh, sweet child of wine."
"I mead more wine."
Why do wine lovers guzzle down vine humor?
Because wine jokes are a barrel of laughs.
"I need to re-wine my life."
Happy Hour is at wine o’ clock
"Giving you more reasons to wine."
Vine Thought of the Day: Choosy moms choose wine!
Which type of wine only comes in a box?
Carbordeaux.
What kind of wine do they serve at the horse races?
Chardon-neigh!
Which sports team do wine lovers always root for?
The Reds!
Wine puns. They're always in pour taste.
There’s a hair in my wine. The grapes must have been fur-mented.
I like my wine sweet and my humor dry.
Wine Connoisser Point to Ponder: Did Marilyn drink Merlot?
Which type of wine do horses request most often?
Chardon-neigh.
What is a terrorist's preferred kind of wine?
White Infidel.
How can you tell a wine taster is a newbie?
By the blanc look on her face.
Wine if you must. It’s not good to bottle up your emotions.
What type of wine is notorious for making you drowsy?
Sauvign-yawn blanc!
Whenever I feel like wining, I remind myself to put a cork in it.
What kind of wine is aged to purr-fection?
Mos-cat-o!
Don’t hang around booze hounds. They’re wine-y bitches.
Some people like beer goggles. I prefer wine glasses.
Where do connoisseurs lock up their best bottles?
In a wine cabernet.