Borrow

A man who makes tie dye shirts was trying to borrow money to expand his small business. While filling out the paperwork, he had a heart attack and collapsed, spilling bottles of colored dye all over his documents.
The poor man dyed a loan.
A man walks into the library.
“Hello ma’am I’d like to borrow a book about committing suicide.”
The librarian replies: “Whose going to bring it back?”
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
Why did the elephant ask to borrow a suitcase?
Because he only had a little trunk.
here do lobsters go to borrow money? The prawn broker.
You: Can I borrow a quarter?
She: why? (if she says sure or something else get her to ask you why).
You: so I can call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Steven Wright
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.