The football won’t be the only thing spiked at this party.
What’s a Movers favorite football team?
The Packers!
Football is one habit I will never kick.
Football is one habit I will never kick
What kind of insect is bad at football?
A fumble-bee.
I made a snap decision to watch football today.
Which is the coolest football team in Italy?
AC Milan.
I made a snap decision to watch football today
Where do sperm play football?
In a con-dome.
Why couldn't the warden decide whether to allow the prison football team play the professional football team?
The idea had its pros and cons.
How do you call football without shoes?
Socker.
A knife tried out for Varsity football.
It didn't make the cut.
What did the foot say to the football?
I toed you.
Why was the football pitch a triangle?
Because someone took a corner
What do you call a giant that's good at football?
Goaliath.
What is a bird that flies over a football field called?
A fieldgull.
What is a defensive football players favorite dessert?
Apple Turnover.
What type of football player is the biggest drug addict?
The lineman.
What do you call a Spanish football player with no legs?
Gracias.
I may not be the biggest football fan, but I love tight ends.
Why couldn't the skeleton play football?
He didn't have the guts.
What does a mom of a football fan hate the most?
A messi room.
Why’s it always hot after a football game?
All the fans left.
What do you call a horse that is good at football?
Neighhhhh-mar.
Why wasn’t the pig chosen in the football/soccer team?
It was a ball hogger.
Why can’t a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
You shouldn't wear glasses when playing football...
They say it's a contact sport.
Why is a Tornado the best type of football player?
Because it always gets touchdowns.
What did the football player say to his Chinese son
Go Long!
I had a really good fantasy football team.
Then, My Luck ran out.
Which football playoff team are Star Trek fans rooting for ?
The Green Bay Picards.