Shower

Hey Steve, do you shower after sex?
Well yes Bob, I do.
Great, can you please get laid more often?
Be Like Bubba
Be Like Bubba A football coach noticed that his star tackle, Bubba, had so many women hanging around that he couldn’t possibly handle all of them. So one day he asked, "Bubba, just what the hell is your secret?" Bubba replies, "Well Coach, whenever I’m about to make love to a woman, I always whip it out and bang it on the dresser like a hammer. This numbs it and I can make love all night!" The coach went home early one day, and went to the bedroom. He heard his wife in the shower. Seeing a window of opportunity, he took off his clothes and started banging his manhood on the dresser. His wife stuck her head out of the shower and asked, "Bubba? Is that you?"
Why do owls shower so often?
So they don’t smell fowl.
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
Yo Mama so short she takes a shower in a rain drop.
Whats the best thing about a 18 year old girl in the shower? Slick her hair back she looks 15.
I have bathed in the blood of virgins…
Well, I had a nosebleed in the shower.
How will you make the earth clean? By giving it a meteor shower.
The people upstairs all practise ballet
Their living room is a bowling alley
Their bedroom is full of conducted tours.
Their radio is louder than yours,
They celebrate week-ends all the week.
When they take a shower, your ceilings leak.
They try to get their parties to mix
By supplying their guests with Pogo sticks,
And when their fun at last abates,
They go to the bathroom on roller skates.
I might love the people upstairs more
If only they lived on another floor.
I am a dog.
And you are a flower.
I lift my leg up.
And give you a shower!
What kind of jokes do you make in the shower? Clean Jokes!
Whats the difference between the Bride and Groom In marriage, the bride gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains.
Why do women take baths to relax?
Because it's too hard to drink wine in the shower.
What do grizzlies use in the shower?
Bear conditioner.